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I will never go to heven.....

Discussion in '308/328' started by MrSweden, Nov 8, 2010.

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  1. MrSweden

    MrSweden Karting

    Sep 30, 2008
    184
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    Max
    In an other thread I posted that I bought me a new Glass Targa top for my 308 Gts.
    http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=303174

    Then I got the question "can you post a pic with it on your car". hmmmm the answer has to be no, not until after X-mes. Way......well...you see My beloved soon to be wife and I are expecting a Child..... and when you are expecting a child there are a lot of things the soon to be wife says you must buy. Such as a Baby clothes, Baby buggy, Baby bed, Baby stuff, Baby pink, and so on ( Yes we know that it is a girl...)

    So in this times of NOT spending to much money how do I buy and get away with a new roof to my Ferrari. Well I placed a call to my Father in law. He is also a sport car owner but English style, he has a Triumph TR 5. And told him to go to the workshop, Pay for the roof and then bring it to me as a Christmas gift. And I will act very surprised and say "ohhh what a surprise" and of course pay my father in law. And say to my beloved soon to be wife, what a nice father you have and what a nice surprise of him.

    And we don’t say that women rules the world???

    See you all in hell ;-)

    MrSweden
     
  2. Iain

    Iain F1 Rookie

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    Excellent work ! :)
     
  3. Badman

    Badman Formula 3

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    So I got distracted when you mentioned the TR5... do you think your same trick would work on my wife if I got my father-in-law to "buy" me a TR5 (or, heck, I'd settle for a TR250, since I'd probably have to import the TR5)?


    BTW, congrats on the pending child and wedding! :)
     
  4. 328turbo

    328turbo Formula Junior

    Jun 15, 2009
    306
    nyc
    See ya there! I think it will be very crowded ;)

    Clear your history, bro.
    We all know how sharp chicks are.
    They aint going to heaven, either :D

    Oh yeah, -congratulations :)
     
  5. GrayTA

    GrayTA F1 World Champ
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    Jun 25, 2006
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    lol!!

    Nicely done.


    PDG
     
  6. mike996

    mike996 F1 Veteran

    Jun 14, 2008
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    If you believe that she will believe that story, you will be barred from Heaven NOT for lying but for being "excessively naive."

    However, for the present, if you have a good relationship, she will make you believe that she believes your story. :)
     
  7. MrSweden

    MrSweden Karting

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    Damn, they are smart, are they not??? ;-)
     
  8. FF8929

    FF8929 Formula Junior

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    Somehow, sometime, she WILL find out. You will pay dearly. But, until then,......
     
  9. Jedi

    Jedi Moderator
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    Mar 18, 2008
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    Tis always better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission....

    Always works for me :)


    Jedi
     
  10. Sledge4.2

    Sledge4.2 F1 Rookie

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    Mr. Sweden.

    Good work.

    enjoy the simple ploys while you are newlywed.

    Geno
     
  11. flyngti

    flyngti Formula 3

    Jul 16, 2009
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    Enjoy indeed. Somehow, these schemes only seem to work in the early days. After a while, SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING...
     
  12. Crallscars

    Crallscars F1 Rookie

    Jun 7, 2006
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    She must not have access to this site......yet!

    Wouldn't have been easier to have spent the same amount on your soon to be wife? You will get use to that new type of budgeting once you are married!
     
  13. lostbowl

    lostbowl Formula 3

    Apr 30, 2009
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    I have to be thankful!! My girlfriend/wife bought US a two post lift for OUR anniversary! When it comes to our cars she is on the same page!------------------- OK, OK, we already have our daughter well grown! Lost
     
  14. FF8929

    FF8929 Formula Junior

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    What a woman!!!
     
  15. Robz328

    Robz328 F1 Veteran
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    Excellent life you have...


    BTW, you can't get into Heaven if you can't spell it...:D:D
     
  16. Bradley

    Bradley F1 Rookie

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    How's your Swedish? :)
     
  17. mike996

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    "How's your Swedish? "

    Good one! :)
     
  18. TexasFlyer

    TexasFlyer Rookie

    Oct 29, 2010
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    Unfortunately, that's right. But it's how I get most of my stuff for the airplane and boat. After I "explain it," my lovely wife just nods and smiles. . .
     
  19. FF8929

    FF8929 Formula Junior

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    You are blessed.
     
  20. MrSweden

    MrSweden Karting

    Sep 30, 2008
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    I love this one, but will it work for me, I´m not a Jedi yet ;-)
     
  21. Robz328

    Robz328 F1 Veteran
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    I'm not Swedish; sorry for the misunderstanding :D...don't Swedish Ferrari owners go to Valhalla?
     
  22. Fave

    Fave F1 Rookie

    Aug 12, 2010
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    We just had our first child in May, at 3 months I bought my GT4.
    My wife while supportive gave me bit of a stare... I told her she always wanted a baby and I always wanted a Ferrari. Now we both have expensive hobbies!

    She wasn't really that thrilled I referred to our baby as "her hobby" but she's warmed up to it :)

    An congrats btw!
     
  23. Bradley

    Bradley F1 Rookie

    Nov 23, 2006
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    Not you. . . "MrSweden," who spelled "heaven" as "heven."

    He's not a native English speaker. . . I'm willing to give him some room (but not the 75% of native English-speaking f-chatters whose grammar is bad and who can't spell. ;) )
     
  24. FF8929

    FF8929 Formula Junior

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    +1.
     
  25. RVL Saratoga

    RVL Saratoga Formula 3

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    Yesss, we shall all happily repose in hell, where our red cars will match the decor :)
     

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