Our receptionist/bookkeeper of 19 years grew up in a small town called Gridley, and when she was in high school she knew a girl whose name was Ima Jean but went only by Ima. Her last name was Whore.
Aha!: Earnest Whodun If he doesn't believe in the Importance of Being Earnest, he can "Earn Nutt" or he can be ... "Mister E. Whodun Nutt". <barump-dump> "40 miles in the saddle", by Major Assburns