If..... you might drive a Ferrari

When you have the cell phone number of your mechanic AND the phone number of a towing company in your speed dial, you might own a Ferrari

 

perfect tillman!!!!!!!!!! I have 3 dealers, Ricambi, tow services, etc in my phone--hopefully won't need them for the 355..

 

LOL! How true it is.

 

if you can appreciate the finest things in life... you might drive a ferrari
if you enjoy the symphony of valves, pistons and exhaust... you might drive a ferrari
if you feel like you're wearing your car instead of sitting in it... you might drive a ferrari

 

If you won't drive your car in the rain, you might be a Ferrari owner.

Bob Wassam

 

If you would rather sit in the garage with your car, instead of on the sofa with your wife. You might drive a Ferrari.

 

If you grin like an idiot when turning the key

Russell

 

If you can open the front hood latch on a 360 or 430 in less than 3 minutes of poking and feeling around for a clue, you might drive a Ferrari.

If you can get the a/c to turn on or off correctly by pressing only once on that "off" button on the dash, you might drive a Ferrari.

 

If you scare Ferrari wantabees into keeping their Porsches - you might drive a Ferrari...

 

If you're broke, but still smiling... you might own a Ferrari.

 

If your idea of car audio involves rpm's instead of watts, you might be
a redhead (not redneck).

If you wear horses on your clothing, and it's not Polo, you might be
a redhead.

If you smile when someone says the "F" word, you might be a redhead.


Got plenty of them. Had the idea to put them on a t-shirt.

 

You're all missing the obvious one here, but I'm not going to be the one to say it...

Of course, doesn't apply to me anyways.

 

Hopefully that will be me in about a month or so.....

 

When you'd rather spend the afternoon polishing your car than driving it , you might be a Ferrari owner.

 

You might be the wrong Ferrari owner.

 

"A Ferrari owner is not necesarily a Ferrari driver". - Enzo Ferrari

 

Dunno, kinda see his point given some of the owners i have interacted with.


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You might be a Fcar owners if:

$250 for a single distributor cap seems reasonable (and you need 2)

Spark plug wires cost $250 for a set of 8

Engine gaskets are well over 10x the cost of what they should be

You never track your car, but you drive like a idiot on public roads thinking it is so cool you raced a Honda and won

A 30k tune-up on your daily driver is $700, but on the car you rarely drive only on weekends and maybe do 2k miles a year, when the weather is good, is $5,000.

You dare not park your car, for fear that a bird might poop on it or worse still, it gets fingerprints on it.

And lastly, you might drive a Ferrari if there is at least one part on the car that is unfixable, and will remain that way indefinitely.

 

if you have a hot girlfriend/wife you might drive a ferrari

 

If you have money out the ass you might drive a ferrari haha

 

+1!

 

If you interpret G/M as a yellow wire with a brown stripe --- you might be a Ferrari owner.

 

Or an Alfa owner! Lol! That's a good one...

 

If you USED TO have money out the ass you might drive a Ferrari !

 

If you are a lover of fine art you might drive a Ferrari