If You're Going to Screw Around With Someone..

Tell a 308 GT4 Dino owner he has "Almost a Ferrari" (the slogan from the Dino ads!) and witness the wrath.

(I have nothing against them, fun little cars. Please don't throw Molotov cocktails at my home.)

 

I'm not feeling the love in this thread.

 

Where I live, it's the owner of a '79 Chevy Stepside with a gun rack and a mean dog in the bed!

 

I can't imagine anything worse than crossing a 246 Dino owner that is also treating some affliction with your private parts!

 

355 owner because more than likely they recently received a $10k+ repair bill and probably are not in a good mood !




How about TR owners ? They are so scary they didnt even make the list ! We all know they are drug dealers

 

TR owners are too busy trimming their 5:00 shadows and alternating pink and white suits to fight.

 

At least they OWN one

 

And don't forget the obligatory '#3' sticker in the back window.

 

Maybe that's why he didn't put GT4 or 246 Dinos on the list, because they're not real Ferraris.

 

I know a trial lawyer who used to have a TR and I certainly wouldn't screw around with him!

 

or 360/430 owner's.

 

I have a friend (EX-Crim defense attorney) who used to represent Hells Angels.

His Rolls Royce license plate read: CRYM PAZ

 

And supposedly the GT4 owners aren't real Dinos either. Tough spot to be in for sure!

BT

 

A wooden F50.

 

I would say F40 owners would be the best (worst?) combination of smart, wealthy, and educated about the car to make your life living hell if you tried to screw with them.

 

uh-oh, watch out, those guys are badass!

 

OK..........I'm trying to think of a good one, so please finish the following:

How many F40 owners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

Not to hijack the thread, but a friend of mine pulled up next to a guy in what looked like a 1967 Shelby Cobra but had chrome that looked a little too perfect for a 30+ year old car. The guy in the Cobra was looking around, feeling on top of the world. My friend rolled down the window and asked him about his car. He said it was a Cobra. My buddy asked if the numbers matched and the replicar owner looked at him not knowing how to respond. My friend asked again, the kid asked him what he was talking about, and received the response "Exactly."

Back to the regularly scheduled program, my vote goes for the p4/5 owner because they would pick apart any inconsistency you had on you - your watch was set too fast, your shoelace was untied, or a hair was out of place. I wouldn't stand a second and I wouldn't know what had hit me.

Never mess with somebody in a custom van, especially if you have a family and value their livelihood. Moreso if they live in it.

 

Hey Hey Hey!!!!!!..............................................................

 

20 of them............



19 of them to talk about how fast they can do it, and one that actually does it

 

None. F40 owners screw in pools of vomit

 

This thread finally has a chance to get exciting!

 

I just can't wait until 10 years from now I can rebadge a 2003 Maserati Coupe as a Ferrari because it was a division of Ferrari at the time. And the engine is kind of the same.

 

I think I speak for Dino owners everywhere:

OUCH <rolling on the floor holding my e-balls>