I'm Getting Old...:D

Well happy birthday!

 

(cue manly voice)

You are now a FerrariMAN!

(end)

Happy Birthday!!

 

Word of advice: DO NOT go to a STRIP CLUB! Especially if your....."hands-on" time with women is somewhat limited. You'll spend entirely too much money.

 

Definitely! You might blow a wad.......Hey! I'm talking dinero!!

Happy Birthday!

 

Happy Birthday!

next stop: 21.

as for strip clubs...it's a phase. i did 'em a couple y ears ago, and yes...you cna spend way too much money.

now, if my buddies ever feel the need, i just bring about $60 in 1's and sit at the rail all night. much cheaper that way. It probably also helps that I've got a g/f that I absolutely adore

 

Congrats mate!! Happy 18th!
Party hard and have a beer for me!

 

Unfortunatley, I'm the only one out of my buddies that ever feels the need. I've been able to restrain myself for over a year, but every once and a while you get that tingle in the back of your mind. "You know you wanna go look, just look, it's only $10 to get in, you waste that on food every day, c'mon maybe that one really hot girl that pretends she likes you will be there, c'mooooooooon...." etc etc.

Sucks.

 

My girl likes going to strip clubs.. I think she goes more than I do.

I'm also not making it up that the last strip club I went to I got, uhm, something 'extra' from this blonde Australian hottie who refused my cash.

Your results might vary..

 

That's absolutely hilarious you can do all that, but can't swig back booze legally.

 

aah, i remember my 18th bday. i went out, bought a lottery ticket, won, bought a pack of cigarettes, a cigar, went to a strip club (i can attest to the fact that you will blow through tons of cash) etc. now in about 10 months i'll be in vegas for 21! i'll have a ROOT beer for you tonight.

 

Happy Birthday!

I still have 1 year and 1 month before turning 18.

Cheers,

 

18 is a good birthday. Live the next couple years like they are your last.




DONT GO TO THE TITTIE JOINT!!!!! I did on my birthday. 90 bucks later, my friends and I were "asked to leave".

 

Meh! Turning 18 is over-rated!

.....40 is when the REAL fun starts.

Happy B-Day.

 

How about "Stillakid355"???

 

Hahaha its got a nice ring to it! That should be mine, because I will always be a kid at heart.

 

That's too easy of an opening.

Happy Birthday.

 

it happens to me sometimes.

 

I've been to one strip club since I turned eighteen and that was definitely a mistake. I love how america is screwey and will let us go over to get shot in iraq but not les us buy a beer yet.

 

Happy Birthday!

 

I felt the same way until I turned 21. I don't want you immature punks drinking all my alcohol!

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
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That would be the best birthday present EVER!