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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by 101010, Jun 7, 2014.

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  1. 101010

    101010 Formula 3

    Jun 22, 2008
    1,853
    #1 101010, Jun 7, 2014
    I mean, not to disrespect all those poor sperm who ended up on the wrong side of a condom...

    don't mean to brag, but... whipping my tail and outswimming everyone...

    hooking up with an ova and doing the zygote thang...

    working my way up through mitosis, doubling my cell count over and over...

    and now... straight-up, real time, 3-D... living, breathing, posting on Fchat and reflecting on all I've accomplished...

    Well, let's just say having once not existed at all, it's cool to be able to look back and say to myself, "Self: you made a whole lot outta nothin much at all!"

    Surely nobody else can appreciate what I've done.
     
  2. Mozella

    Mozella Formula Junior

    Mar 24, 2013
    905
    Piemonte, Italia
    #2 Mozella, Jun 7, 2014
    I hear ya'.............. too bad that during one particularly critical mitosis/ cytokinesis/ karyokinesis sequence, a gamma ray came blasting through the middle of the partially divided cell and damaged what was to become that part of your brain responsible for good judgement.

    Starting this silly thread is the proof.

    I know you were only trying to point out how ridiculous ****fighter65's thread is, but it didn't work.

    Wrestling with pigs is bad because win or lose, you wind up covered in pig doo-doo and what's more, the pigs love it. You have jumped into the pig pen and, sad to say, I have followed you................ sigh.
     
  3. Glassman

    Glassman F1 World Champ
    Rossa Subscribed

    Apr 23, 2002
    15,237
    Montana, Oregon, Hawaii
    #3 Glassman, Jun 7, 2014
    You are so right. Ferrari Chat.........serious business. I would much rather listen to goof ball Ferrari owners wax poetic over their very unpractical weekend cars.
     

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