Inane Observations....

1) I've never seen a baby squirrel
2) Birds always seem to fly parallel to the road I'm on, not perpendicular
3) Who was the first one to develop the southern accent? Why?
4) Why do dogs love to stick their heads out your car window, yet hate it when you blow in their face?
Thinking too much,
Jerry

 

Sorry, my bird one is backwards.

 

1) who would win in a fight the pink ranger, Donatello, or the moneky from captain planet with the heart ring?
2) how come i dont know any porn stars?
3) Why wont my parents let me drive alone?
4) What is the purpose of those spinner rims?
5) Why is it that no one appreciates fine automobiles in my school?

 

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in
the trap.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

The things that come to those that wait are the things left by those who
got in first.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

 

You are what you eat, which explains why there's so many accholec, dickc and pucciec.

 

I love your avatars Tom!!

 

AHA! I saw one the other day while jogging. It was clinging to the head of its mother as she darted out in front of me. Kind of bizarre, really.

OK, here are mine:
Oddly enough, both are targeted towards females and their poor shopping habits.
1. Why is it that when you walk down the aisle of a grocery store, you inevitably encounter a woman with her cart parked on one side, and her on the other scanning all the products on the shelf?! And unless you say "Excuse me!" at the top of your lungs, she will stand there all friggin day, completely oblivious to your presence.

2. How come when four girls go into a 7-11 to buy gum or pop, they all stand in line and pay their $1.87 separately, and with a credit or debit card?!

 

Why is it that when a chick has a really smokin' body, she is almost never ugly? Why do Harley people almost never give a Ferrari a 2nd glance? Why do women that shop at Wal Mart always wear sweat pants? Why do squirrels panic when they get in the middle of the road? How come every time I hear a bell go off in my house, there is someone at the door?

 

when I hear a bell, I salivate and expect food.....damn Pavlov!

 

3. Why is it at a check out guys have their money ready and ususally pay cash? Women, usually wait until they're given a total to pull out their wallets and they'll write a check or pay with something that takes forever?

 

...I hear ya brother, or put a bottle of wine on a credit card!! Wenches!!!!!

 

Why do some people make fun of Lamborghini and how they share the same parts bin with Audi, but then turn around and ***** when it costs an arm and a leg for an "exclusive" part for their Ferrari...?

 

Why does it look like a scared turtle when in cold water?

 

ROFL!

 

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LMAO...!!!

 

LOL Best thought EVER!

 

Why do I read some of these threads? :0)