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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by wax, Aug 24, 2005.

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  1. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 wax, Aug 24, 2005
    We desperately need a thread where it is perfectly acceptable to offer reminders which don't help matters at all. The sentiments shared need not be true. The responses, however, should be iconic and ironic, though if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bull**** throws from left field.

    That said...

    My cow, Belle, died.
     
  2. AntonyR

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    #2 AntonyR, Aug 24, 2005
    Bar-B-Que your house?

    antony
     
  3. writerguy

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    #3 writerguy, Aug 24, 2005
    so I guess a Bl0w Job is completely out of the question then....
     
  4. snj5

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    #4 snj5, Aug 24, 2005
    Saran Wrap has 2 sides.
     
  5. Kram

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    #5 Kram, Aug 24, 2005
    A threadbare thread. I like the idea. Much better than hazing some newby who doesn’t know whittling from Whitworth and giving him iconoclastic advice that will result in an aluminum yard sale. More honest. Kinder.
    It’ll never catch on here.
     
  6. sjmst

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    #6 sjmst, Aug 24, 2005
    Isn't this case for all threads? Oh, wait, here it is "acceptable."
    Well, in that case, I strongly suspect that the government put you up to this, and BTW, what WERE you doing on 11/22/63?

    I'd also like to add that if your parents didn't have children, it is likely you won't either.
     
  7. Schatten

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    #7 Schatten, Aug 24, 2005
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    63 has long since past even in 73, but in 83, there were makings of brilliance. This is an era which was important to mainstream media. It was during the Rambo era, where you need to fight back, and the underdog always triumphed, especially over the uber-leet Cobra Kai.

    The US mainstream always loves to watch the underdog triumph over evil. No one ever thought the underdogged evil could triumph over the good, until we didn't suspect it at all. For those references, you must know Kaiser Sose.
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  8. SrfCity

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    #8 SrfCity, Aug 24, 2005
    Well it's not rocket surgery........
     
  9. JSinNOLA

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    #9 JSinNOLA, Aug 24, 2005
    I prefer just regular sliced bread. And cheese. Cheese is good.
     
  10. Schatten

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  11. coolestkidever

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    #11 coolestkidever, Aug 24, 2005
    Randy where did u find that. Its histerical.
     
  12. Chiaro_Slag

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    #12 Chiaro_Slag, Aug 24, 2005
    Cobra Kai, never die.

    Sweep the leg. You have a problem with that?
     
  13. stugots

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    #13 stugots, Aug 24, 2005
    I'm not wearing pants
     
  14. ylshih

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    #14 ylshih, Aug 24, 2005
    If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
     
  15. darth550

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    #15 darth550, Aug 24, 2005
    How big is a mouse dick?
     
  16. Mario Gonzalez

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    #16 Mario Gonzalez, Aug 24, 2005
    anyone want a beer?
     
  17. LexusEnthusiast

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    #17 LexusEnthusiast, Aug 24, 2005
    Here's something for you:

    "Now, sir, a war is never even--sir, a war is won"

    What's so special about the sentence above?
     
  18. ^@#&

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    #18 ^@#&, Aug 24, 2005
    it is pointless




    and maybe because it is a palindrome
     
  19. Dcup

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  20. LexusEnthusiast

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    #20 LexusEnthusiast, Aug 24, 2005
    DING DING DING! :D


    (Palindrome) :p
     
  21. darth550

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    #21 darth550, Aug 24, 2005
    Either by racecar or kayak, get to the dictionary :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  22. ^@#&

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    #22 ^@#&, Aug 24, 2005
    changed it. thanks for the correction.
     
  23. darth550

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    #23 darth550, Aug 24, 2005
    Only a friend would tell ya! :)
     
  24. SilverF20C

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    #24 SilverF20C, Aug 24, 2005
    No, really!!!!!!
     
  25. darth550

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    #25 darth550, Aug 24, 2005
    Oh WYO why did you say that?
     
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