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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by mrdigital, Apr 30, 2004.

  1. mrdigital

    mrdigital Formula Junior

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    It's friday and i need some insults.
    Fire away..........
     
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  3. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    WTF? MR D what have you been drinking, ill have one of them .
     
  4. mjgermane

    mjgermane Formula Junior

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    Gary Green?
     
  5. mrdigital

    mrdigital Formula Junior

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    That's a good one.
     
  6. GrigioGuy

    GrigioGuy Splenda Daddy
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    You have a striking resemblance to Lamborossa in both looks and style
     
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  8. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Frank lives!! :)

    Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are for a$$holes Lyrics


    Hey! do you know what you are?
    You’re an ********! an *******!

    Some of you might not agree
    ’cause you probably likes a lot of misery
    But think a while and you will see...
    Broken hearts are for *******s
    Broken hearts are for *******s
    Are you an *******?
    Broken hearts are for *******s
    Are you an ******* too?
    Whatcha gonna do, ’cause you’re an *******...

    Maybe you think you’re a lonely guy
    Maybe you think you’re too tough to cry
    So you went to the grape,
    Just to give it a try
    And dagmar
    Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofa***** I ever saw in my life

    get the gist???


    DL
     
  9. Bertus

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    I think your losing it, either that or you just don't have it.
     
  10. formula1joe

    formula1joe Formula Junior

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    Hey you sack of piece of shiat, I bet you a the type of son of a biatch that would fuk a another person in the azz and not give him the god dom courtesy to give him reach around. You little maggot. You make wanna vomit.

    Your days of fingerbanging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch are over you piece of shiat.

    You're so fuken ungly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

    You are nothing but a unorganized grabasstic piece of amphibian shiat.

    Do you suc d*ks? Are you a peter puffer? Bull shiat. I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

    to actually here them said to you:
    http://www.ameryonline.com/soundboards/jacket.html
    enjoy
     
  11. Hubert888

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    What's the difference between you and a bucket of ****?

    Answer: The Bucket
     
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  13. amenasce

    amenasce Two Time F1 World Champ
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    This thread is disturbing you stupid little piece of ****.
     
  14. redjeeper

    redjeeper Formula Junior

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    You are the love child of Allan Lambo and Gary Green. :) That should make you feel all warm and squishy.
     
  15. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    You're my daddy... :D
     
  16. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Ok ive had what hes drinking, you stupid motherfu**er.
     
  17. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Woah Carbon that is way over the top. HA HA.
     
  18. Bertus

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    If my dog was as ugly as you, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!
     
  19. redjeeper

    redjeeper Formula Junior

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    Why don't you put your heads together and make an a## of yourself.
     
  20. redhead

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    your **** must be in Peanut Butter, because your Fuking NUTS.
     
  21. zjpj

    zjpj F1 Veteran

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    The things that you contribute to this forum make about as much sense as Katherine Hepburn making love to Oscar Wilde at the Battle of Hastings in 1066 while arrows fired by the Olsen twins land all around them, and large orangutans sit playing chess while wearing Dolce and Gabanna sunglasses and 19th century wedding dresses.
    In other words, your posts are as random as Enzo Ferrari and Ferruccio Lamborghini buying a time share together in Hawaii from Alan Fielder, who then takes them to a 24 hour bowling alley, where Ferruccio bowls a 300, kisses Alan on the lips, and then turns to Gollum, from The Lord of the Rings, who was in the next lane, who comes over to Ferruccio, grabs him by the private parts, and hisses, "my precious," while Enzo orders another round and Sherlock Holmes comes to investigate, finding that he has been beaten to it by Mr. Bean, who starts throwing Nerf footballs at everyone and singing about his wide-brimmed cowboy hat to the tune of "Old Man River."

    That's how much sense you make.
     
  22. redjeeper

    redjeeper Formula Junior

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    What the hell did you just say????
     
  23. zjpj

    zjpj F1 Veteran

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    :D
     
  24. mrdigital

    mrdigital Formula Junior

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    I said insult not a drunken rant...........
     
  25. UroTrash

    UroTrash Three Time F1 World Champ
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    God, I am so jealous I did not think to start this thread. Whoops, that wasn’t an insult was it?
     
  26. zjpj

    zjpj F1 Veteran

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    My humor is lost on you! My friends from high school and I used to make up long, random, rambling similes all the time and we were rolling on the floor laughing at their ridiculousness... Oh well, know your audience, I guess...
    Blackadder had some amazing random similes. I was also kind of troping on the Dennis Miller standup joke at the beginning of a certain Family Guy episode.
     
  27. M.James

    M.James F1 Rookie

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    I saw your momma kicking a cardboard box down the street....

    I asked her "what'cha doin, ho-biotch?"

    She says, "moving...."
     
  28. Bertus

    Bertus Formula 3

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    The stealthing technology used to hide your brain from all attacks of reason is impressive. Are NASA designing advanced retards now?

    You lose IQ points every time you take a dump.

    I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?

    If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea.

    Is that a pimple on your ass or a brain tumor?

    Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    Want more ??
    I could go on for days
     

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