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Irish personal ads......LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by maranelloman, Jul 29, 2004.

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  1. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    How can you possibly not love the Irish?

    "Personal ads" in the Dublin News

    Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.

    Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time fiancee, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced b!tches.

    Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and sh##ty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.

    Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.

    Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.

    Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

    Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister
     
  2. Nibblesworth

    Nibblesworth Formula 3
    BANNED

    Nov 29, 2002
    1,756
    Southern California
    Full Name:
    BillyBoy
    "Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time fiancee, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced b!tches."

    I laughed so hard I farted! LMAO!
     
  3. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest


    TMI, Bill....
     
  4. AJS328

    AJS328 F1 Veteran
    Owner

    Apr 23, 2003
    7,520
    New Jersey
    Full Name:
    Augustine Staino
    Just sent it to my Irish girl Josie. I love to break her chops whenever I get the chance. Thanks!
     
  5. millemiglia

    millemiglia Formula Junior

    Jan 14, 2003
    925
    Stockholm, Sweden
    Full Name:
    Peter B.
    Yeah, way too much !

    /Peter
     
  6. steve f

    steve f F1 World Champ

    Mar 15, 2004
    12,119
    12cylinder town
    Full Name:
    steve
    i am moving to Ireland
     
  7. coolestkidever

    coolestkidever F1 Veteran

    Feb 28, 2004
    5,538
    NJ
    Full Name:
    Patrick
    I being irish take offense to this thread.







    Just kidding, i laughed my a$$ off. Steve Ireland is a really great place, not even kidding, i only remember a little of it :D but from what i remember the people are really nice and stuff
     

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