...that all cats look the same in the dark? Discuss.
Just make sure that as you approach them in the road in your SUV, that you give a honk of the horn so that they are standing upright when you go over them. Had one once that took 3 passes over before I figured out this trick.
Just put a very low valence on your car and make sure it's sharp. That will teach them! Muuhahahahahaha! Merry Christmas! And to all a good night!