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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Many hundreds of years ago in a small Italian town,
    a merchant had the misfortune of owing a large sum
    of money to the moneylender. The moneylender, who
    was old and ugly, fancied the merchant's beautiful
    daughter so he proposed a bargain. He said he would
    forgo the merchant' debt if he could marry the merchant's
    daughter. Both the merchant and his daughter were
    horrified by the proposal. The cunning money lender
    suggested that they let providence decide the matter.

    The moneylender told them that he would put a black
    pebble and a white pebble into an empty bag. The girl
    would then have to pick one pebble from the bag. If
    she picked the black pebble, she would become the
    moneylender's wife and her father's debt would be
    forgiven. If she picked the white pebble she need not
    marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.
    But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would
    be thrown into jail.

    They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the
    merchant's garden. As they talked, the moneylender
    bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he picked them
    up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up
    two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then
    asked the girl to pick her pebble from the bag.

    Now, imagine you were standing in the merchant's
    garden. What would you have done if you were the girl?
    If you had to advise her, what would you have told her?
    Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:

    1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.

    2. The girl should show that there were two black
    pebbles in the bag and expose the moneylender
    as a cheat.

    3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice
    herself in order to save her father from his debt and
    imprisonment.

    Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above
    story is used with the hope that it will make us
    appreciate the difference between lateral and logical
    thinking. The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with
    traditional logical thinking.

    Think of the consequences if she chooses the
    logical answers.

    What would you recommend the girl do?

    The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew
    out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled and
    let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it
    immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.

    "Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind,
    if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will
    be able to tell which pebble I picked."

    Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed
    that she had picked the white one. And since the
    moneylender dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl
    changed what seemed an impossible situation into
    an extremely advantageous one.

    MORAL OF THE STORY: Most complex problems do
    have a solution, sometimes we have to think about
    them in a different way.
     
  2. amenasce

    amenasce Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Great ! I love htat kind of stuff.
     
  3. Bryan

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    You can do the same thing (but only once) to the street hawkers who play hide the peanut under the cup.

    You say "it's NOT under this one", tip any one over, then "and it's NOT under this one", and tip over a scond one. Then just say "so it must be under that one".

    Then run real fast or take a BIG friend with you.
     
  4. DrStranglove

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    How can you tell when an Itialian girl is on her period?

    She has only one sock on.
     
  5. atheyg

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    Ah yes, but maybe the Merchant knew after she dropped the pebble she was a lying sneaking biatch and would have made him miserable so he let it pass.
     
  6. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    That would depend entirely on how big her b00bs were.
     

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