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Its Funny, Cause Im Drunk!!

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  1. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Hey where is Ken? Haven't seen anything from him in ages? Hope all is well...
     
  2. Horse

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    Get trucked!
     
  3. kena

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    This Ken's ok Karen. But according to my Grand kids ,when asked what's a Kenworth they loudly say "nothing" and then laugh & laugh.
     
  4. FazzerPorscheman

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    Tell them to Fruehauf.
     
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  5. simon klein

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    Oow,that sounds a bit Lusty.
     
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  6. jmillard308

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    Scania believe that?? :D
     
  7. Gizzi

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    Have a cup of tea and an iced volvo. You’ll feel better.


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  8. simon klein

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  9. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    I wonder if you realise how dumb you are. I'm guessing not.
     
  10. jmillard308

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    What is meant by the modern term referred to as 'POLITICAL CORRECTNESS’..

    The definition is found in 4 telegrams at the Truman Library and Museum in Independence, Missouri.
    The following are copies of four telegrams between President Harry Truman and Gen Douglas MacArthur on the day before the actual signing of the WWII Surrender Agreement in September 1945.. The contents of those four telegrams below are exactly as received at the end of the war - not a word has been added or deleted!

    (1) Tokyo,Japan
    0800-September 1,1945
    To: President Harry S Truman
    From: General D A MacArthur
    Tomorrow we meet with those yellow-bellied bastards and sign the Surrender Documents, any last minute instructions?

    (2) Washington, D C
    1300-September 1, 1945
    To: D A MacArthur
    From: H S Truman
    Congratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your obvious dislike of the Japanese when discussing the terms of the surrender with the press, because some of your remarks are fundamentally not politically correct!

    (3) Tokyo, Japan
    1630-September 1, 1945
    To: H S Truman
    From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz
    Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused, exactly what does the term politically correct mean?

    (4) Washington, D C
    2120-September 1, 1945
    To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz
    From: H S Truman
    Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of s**t by the clean end!
     
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  11. moretti

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    Seems pretty close to an accurate meaning :)

    BTW mate, I won't be doing slicks at the FNR due to unforseen circumstances :(
     
  12. Horse

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    Lack of skill?
     
  13. jmillard308

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    The 3 second conundrum :D
     
  14. moretti

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    well derrr, obviously
     
  15. Steve355F1

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    He said "unforeseen"....
     
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  16. jmillard308

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  17. simon klein

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    One of Australia's most famous trophies has been stolen, with burglars taking a Melbourne Cup from a café over the weekend.
    Police have been told the 2017 Melbourne Cup was taken by thieves who forced entry to the Houdini's café e cucina on the Calder Highway sometime between 11.30pm on Sunday and 10.30am yesterday.

    Fair bit of irony in this^^^^^
     
  18. au-yt

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  19. FazzerPorscheman

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    Was it Harry himself?
     
  20. FazzerPorscheman

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  21. greg246

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  22. simon klein

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    Yeah mate,north western West Aussie,the empties are usually piled up everywhere........mind you if there is a container refund scheme over there.....
     
  23. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Yeah thank crikeys the Poms have taken over just about all the Fosters production as well!

    What's yer Aussie for FL ?
     
  24. Maranello550

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  25. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Well mine's a man shed so he won't be in there :p
     
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