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  1. Maranello550

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    Not my mates..Those idiots were from Chinah.....
     
  2. FazzerPorscheman

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    I thought all snatches were elasticised.

    Too much?
     
  3. Aircon

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    We all thought it, but you had to say it.
     
  4. FazzerPorscheman

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    As if you'd stretch one.
     
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    Again, we all thought it but you had to say it.
     
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  9. Ferraridoc

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    Watch the footy? Nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah, nyah!
     
  10. Horse

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    So he's dropped his pants?
     
  11. FazzerPorscheman

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    Stop needling Moretti.

    That's torchist.
     
  12. Gizzi

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    Bully


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  13. FazzerPorscheman

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    No surprise to anyone who’s actually been here.
     
  15. greg246

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    And no surprise about South West Sydney being the worst
     
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  16. Ferraridoc

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    Racist!
     
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  17. jmillard308

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    This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
    It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint and it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%
    ?

    What does it mean to give MORE
    than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented numerically as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


    And

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But ,


    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


    And,


    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103%


    and look how far ass kissing
    will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge
    will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh*t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

    Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

    Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula............................. and how true it is.:D
     
  18. Gizzi

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    One for Greg, you Malaka!





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  20. jmillard308

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    “My wife just crashed the Ferrari”.



    “Is she injured”?



    “Not yet, she locked herself in the bathroom”.
     
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  22. Ferraridoc

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    Yep, where's Moretti?
     
  23. jmillard308

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    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
     
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