It's never too late------------------------

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something
she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing
something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point
system:




SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)




You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the snow (+8)

But return with Beer (-5)



You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with a 6-iron (+10)

It's her pet (-10)




SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS ----- GREAT ONE !!!

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a
college buddy (-2)

Named Tiffany (-4)

Tiffany is a dancer (-6)




HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is
painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)



A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called Deathcop 3 (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)




YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of
it(+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and
baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)

You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)




ENJOY THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter
what]

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response (-20)




COMMUNICATION

[When she wants to talk about a problem] You listen,displaying
what looks like a concerned _expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the
TV(+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-1000)