It's not funny, and I'm not drunk.

Take a number and get in line!

 

While having a drink with Jodi this afternoon, I asked her 'Does being married to a cow, make me qualified in animal husbandry?'


Thank goodness this wife of mine has a sense of humor

 

Well, doh, of course she does - wouldn't have married you otherwise!

 

Harsh but fair

 

I call BS, how come you can still type ??!!

 

There was a similar concept based on a classic electric wheel chair but it is quite bulky. This is almost a "segway" but better and allows alot more mobility.
I believe stem cell repairs will negate these disabilities, but that's a long way off

 

Gunna ?

 

I wonder how fast it goes?

 

Shouldn't you be working ??

 

Where do you think I am now?

 

So, a scalpel in one hand and an invoice in the other ??

 

Oh, and I hope you're not like Ferrari****er charging people for posting time

 

Keep talking like that and I won't fix your rash

 

First appt at 9am, and I don't multitask

 

Ewwwwww

 

I just got some large fresh prawns off the trawlers near Versace's so will be sitting on the balcony at home overlooking the water having said prawns with some bubbly

 

The only rash I have is my statements

 

Fixed

 

You're thinking of Parasite Point, midges galore there, nothing near us, but the tide is higher than normal .... better check the insurance for flood damage if it keeps going

 

Well at least your looking on the bright side.

But... bubbly?

 

That's not how you spell Galore.
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I'm sure you'd be able to 'chip' it for that extra power.

 

Stop showing everyone your *****

Edit: Really? They bleeped out that? FFS, that means half the Bond girls can't be talked about (and all the Austin Powers' girls)

 

Yes, you can't say ***** Galore - and yet you can say Trump?