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It's not funny, and I'm not drunk.

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Aircon, Apr 26, 2011.

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  1. Ferraridoc

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    #5776 Ferraridoc, Jan 16, 2019
    I did a term with the RFDS out of Cairns - got some horror stories. I was also Med Super of a hospital in an aboriginal community - more horror stories. She should have joined those two sentences together: "...my brothers are more likely to go to jail for beating and raping..."
     
  2. greg246

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    #5777 greg246, Jan 16, 2019
    Ditto, similar stuff closer to home during a surgical rotation at Mt Druitt Hospital Sydney
     
  3. moretti

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    #5778 moretti, Jan 16, 2019
    When I worked in Mt Isa in the mid 70s I was coming out of Boyd's Hotel one night (an aboriginal pub back then) and I saw several teenage aboriginal boys trying to rip an aboriginal girls clothes off and rape her, pulled the little buggers off her (they were about 15/16 ) and kicked them in the arse, then the girls says to me "I suppose you want me all to yourself now !!"

    Like WTF, thanks for helping me snowflake:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: ...... I did feel sorry for her if that's what she had come to expect
     
  4. greg246

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    #5779 greg246, Jan 16, 2019

    Fixed :p
     
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    #5780 moretti, Jan 16, 2019
    I can't tell whether they are male or female

    NTTIAWWT
     
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    #5781 greg246, Jan 16, 2019
    always hard to tell from behind
     
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  7. Aircon

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    #5782 Aircon, Jan 16, 2019
    So was she any good?
     
  8. Horse

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    #5783 Horse, Jan 17, 2019
    Olio


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  9. AKA

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    #5784 AKA, Jan 17, 2019
    Not usually something I give too much thought, but why the he'll have Melbourne fuel prices gone up by 30 cents in the last couple of days?

    I was seeing 1.08 earlier this week, 1.39 today...
     
  10. IanB

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    #5785 IanB, Jan 18, 2019
    Yeah, I got a surprise when I filled my ute this week, first time it was more than $100 to fill.

    All sorts of geo-political factors, but I suspect the oil price spike in November, which takes a month to filter through the supply chain. Will probably stay at this level going forward, because Australia is under pressure to increase the strategic reserve.

    Time to buy a coal-fired electric car!

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  11. Ferraridoc

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    #5786 Ferraridoc, Jan 18, 2019
    Filled up the Yaris at $1.08 - should have filled up the 400i
     
  12. Gizzi

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    #5787 Gizzi, Jan 18, 2019
    Fixed


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    #5789 moretti, Jan 18, 2019
    $1.06 in Sans Souci and the temp is nice and low
     
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    #5790 au-yt, Jan 18, 2019
    Shell in the Highlands has been 30/litre dearer than Caltex and the independents..
     
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    #5791 Maranello550, Jan 18, 2019
    Fixed...:)
     
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    #5792 moretti, Jan 18, 2019
    How else do you get a steak and BJ ??
     
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    #5793 Gizzi, Jan 18, 2019
    You’re supposed to be RECEIVING the blowjob and the steak...


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  19. FazzerPorscheman

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    #5794 FazzerPorscheman, Jan 18, 2019
    Gees that’s cruel.

    Bunsen 2.
     
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    #5795 Ferraridoc, Jan 18, 2019
    Hang on, you liked it, you crunt!
     
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    #5796 knocker, Jan 18, 2019
    That’s Bulldust how’s that fair


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  22. Aircon

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    #5797 Aircon, Jan 18, 2019
    Petrol? Lol! Peasants!
     
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    #5798 Aircon, Jan 18, 2019
    Costs me $5.57 to fill up from dead empty
     
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    #5799 Aircon, Jan 18, 2019
    But I can only do 220km on that.
     
  25. Gizzi

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    #5800 Gizzi, Jan 18, 2019
    At 22kph.....


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