It's time to get rid of this "friend of a friend

1. He gets in a fight with some guy in the ocean and ends up nearly getting drowned.

2. After his 100 lb girlfriend {who should reconsider who she bangs} stops the fight, he starts mouthing off at the guy as he's walking away.

3. Guess who quickly walks back to the ocean? Yeah, MR. I nearly drowned you and you want more?.

4. I intervene saying "he's drunk and a loser, sorry for the trouble" {he of cousre wasn't drunk but was more than a standard loser so it equaled out} and start walking away.

5. This idiot finds the only rock on the beach and throws it at the guy who twice really, really wanted to have him die and of course misses. But doesn't miss so much so the guy doesn't realize he almost gained a pound.

6. Guess who comes running back at full tilt? Yeah, ocean guy. And words not meaning as much as they did 37 seconds ago, tackles above mentioned retard who I don't even know that well.

7. I pull ocean guy off buy the shoulders and now he takes a swing at me. I give him the one word warning "Don't" and remember words don't mean much anymore so into the ocean we tumble.

[Edit: Must have hit enter.]

Anyway I got a good shot to the chest and mostly tried to drown the fight out of ocean guy.

At least the crowd I was with had the thought process of leaving, so by the time I'm foot dry, we're already leaving.

Now for a relaxing big meal at my own home, that's been cooking all day.

Who runs in the house but "nearly drowned in the ocean a few times today" guy and whips off his shorts saying "it's biting me!"

Apparently while laying on the law an ant bit him in the balls. {I soooo applaud the ant for doing me a favor}

That's when I say, "did you bring your own car?" He says "yes" and I reply "use it". 20 seconds later, the world is spinning at its normal rate again.