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  1. PhilNotHill

    PhilNotHill Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 PhilNotHill, Jul 13, 2007
    My wife has been interested in driving the Ferrari (F360 F1 Spider) even though it is not a stick shift (she won't drive anything but a stick).

    It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining. Hardly a cloud in the sky. The birds were singing. Perfect convertible weather. The car was driving perfectly. It's Friday the 13th but so far so good.

    She started out by driving around the school parking lot which is empty because there is no school in summer. So far so good. then she got tired of that so...

    We drove around town (Basalt). She said all the guys are smiling at me. This is fun. then she got tired of that so...

    We made it to the highway and headed toward Aspen. Almost immediately we were being followed by a Pitkin County Sheriff's SUV. Then a few minutes later we were also being followed by a State Police car too. Fortunately she was driving the speed limit.

    After about 5 miles the state cop turns on his lights and siren and starts moving up on us at super speed. Then he passed us like we were standing still heading out of sight. Of course the Pitkin County Sheriff's car is still behind and follows us all the way into Aspen (18 miles).

    Now the search for a parking space in Aspen begins. We drove around and all my usual favorites are taken. But she is persistent and likes to drive and have the guys smile at her so we keep looking. Finally we find a diagonal parking spot just past the Little Nell...we are not going to have to parallel park the 360...THANK YOU GOD!

    So we go to Starbucks and get frappachinos (sp?) and all she can talk about how great driving the Ferrari is and blah, blah, blah.

    Then she says, you know, I think I could be a Formula One driver.

    Can anybody out there help me?
     
  2. jhsalah

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    #2 jhsalah, Jul 13, 2007
    Ha ha ha ha... Best part of the entire post. Hilarious. Good luck with that ;)
     
  3. tichi

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    #3 tichi, Jul 14, 2007
    LOL!...GREAT story phil!! :D :D
     
  4. msgsobe

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    #4 msgsobe, Jul 14, 2007
    thats funny Phil, is she driving sunday? you can drive my jeep and follow along!
     
  5. PhilNotHill

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    #5 PhilNotHill, Jul 14, 2007
    Glad you think it's funny. She won't give me the car keys until I get my F1 Super license. :(
     
  6. Asian1118

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    #6 Asian1118, Jul 14, 2007
    Thats a good story, I say I drive the 360 and see what kind of reactions I get.
     
  7. PhilNotHill

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    #7 PhilNotHill, Jul 14, 2007
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  8. DGS

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    #8 DGS, Jul 14, 2007
    Take her to the local carting track.

    When everyone starts telling her she's a bit old to be starting out, she'll quit:
    women hate to hear the phrase, "too old". ;)
     
  9. Chaos

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    #9 Chaos, Jul 14, 2007
    LOLOLOLOL


    thats just plain mean, but also funny as hell. :D
     
  10. Godfather

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    #10 Godfather, Jul 14, 2007
    That's great! You better keep track of the miles, she may go out for a few joy rides while your working. :)
     
  11. speedy_sam

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    #11 speedy_sam, Jul 14, 2007
    PNH,

    You got an awesome wife there. Comments like "she won't drive anything but a stick" makes my heart warm. If I didn't just get married last month, I would have enquired if she had a like minded sister. :)
     
  12. PhilNotHill

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    #12 PhilNotHill, Jul 14, 2007

    Her sisters are automatic types and married anyway.
     
  13. EnzymaticRacer

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    #13 EnzymaticRacer, Jul 14, 2007
    Your wife probably drives better too...
     
  14. PhilNotHill

    PhilNotHill Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #14 PhilNotHill, Jul 14, 2007
    Well, she says I drive too slow. :D
     
  15. PhilNotHill

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  16. stuckinkuwait

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    #16 stuckinkuwait, Jul 15, 2007
    So the moral of the story is that one should not let their wife drive the F car!
     
  17. Ferrari_lvr

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    #17 Ferrari_lvr, Jul 16, 2007
    Dude, is that your wife??!!!
     
  18. PhilNotHill

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    #18 PhilNotHill, Jul 16, 2007
    No. My wife is much better looking than that. :D

    Also a little bit older.
     
  19. mauispence

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    #19 mauispence, Jul 17, 2007
    Phil,
    I’ve been fighting with my wife over a Ferrari since 1981 when I tried to get her to go along on buying a fiberglass 308 at FAF. After years of futile logical arguments I’ve decided to take a page out of your play book. There is a little Red & Tan Porsche Boxster for sale by a lady down the street and I got the Mrs. to take it for a test drive. AH HA! As soon as the ink is dry on it’s title I will start trying to get a buddy with a Rossa & Tan 308 to let her drive it. After all if she can drive a 6 cylinder Boxster why not a little old eight cylinder 308? Then when we go to see the grand daughter in Atlanta maybe a test drive in a Testarossa? Look out Ferrari of Atlanta here we come! I can smell the leather now.
    Am I a Geniuses or what?
     
  20. toggie

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    #20 toggie, Jul 17, 2007
    You get my vote, you are a geniuses.
     
  21. davehelms

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    #21 davehelms, Jul 17, 2007

    You are soooo smooth!
    I can see the need for a bigger garage in your future! Once "H" gets the bug, life as you know it now will change!

    Dave
     
  22. mauispence

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    #22 mauispence, Jul 17, 2007
    Be Nice Toggie I'm just doing what the voices tell me. Its ao hard keeping all these personality happpy. I don't want to have to tell "JASSON" to come out and deal with you. I must go now and worsip at the feet of SPELLCHECKER maybe I need a sacrifice eh?
     
  23. Spasso

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    #23 Spasso, Jul 17, 2007
    She probably has a better personality too.
     
  24. PhilNotHill

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    #24 PhilNotHill, Jul 18, 2007
    Yes. She tells me I drive too slow and don't make love to her often enough. :D
     
  25. bwiele

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    #25 bwiele, Jul 19, 2007
    You should get her to teach classes in that. My wife can be her first student!
     

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