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I've had it! (My version of a PeterS Post!!!!!!)

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  1. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Our neighbors (above) stomp around like elephants all damn night! I ask them to take it easy and it only lasts a week at most! I don't care if they are celebs...they keep waking up my kid with their F-ing gymnastics at 11PM!

    HOA is as useless as tits on a bull! Alex Kalashnikov may visit them next!;)
     
    darth550, Apr 29, 2005
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  2. JaguarXJ6

    JaguarXJ6 F1 Veteran

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    They have to go to sleep, sometime.... c'mon, tap into your darker side! Get their phone numbers and register them for every vacation sweepstakes and internet marketing engine you can find. They will get calls at all hours and must change their number. Rinse, lather, repeat. Ok, maybe that was weak.

    Take an air horn and knock on their door. When they answer the door, ask them if they want to be woken up late at night and play the who can stay up the latest game or respect thy neighbor.
     
    JaguarXJ6, Apr 29, 2005
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  3. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

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    Wait for them to settle down, then have an Italian electrics crisis in the airhorns of the Shark, perhaps nightly. Intermittent. ;)
     
    Sfumato, Apr 29, 2005
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  4. Etcetera

    Etcetera Two Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    How many stories is their place above the ground?

    You can rent an insustrial duty scissor lift that will lift a large metallic tubi-style shark...

    Or you can feed a lot of juicy crap to the tabloids.
     
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  5. Mark(study)

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    I always thought about making a thumper.

    Get a base speaker and seal it to the roof... Maybe in a socket from where you remove a ceiling fan. Pump up a nice loud base beat every time you hear them. I mean real loud.

    When they come down to complain... tell them you set up a recorder and are just bouncing the noise they make, back up to them.
     
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  6. Artherd

    Artherd F1 Veteran

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    Send them an anonymous note: "A RaISeD SubFLoOr iS cHEapER thAn A LawSUiT!"
     
    Artherd, Apr 29, 2005
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  7. SRT Mike

    SRT Mike Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Isn't this a problem that could quicky be resolved by judicious application of a 2x4? Seems simple to me.
     
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  8. C. Losito

    C. Losito Formula Junior

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    Have a couple of tons of dirt delivered to your backyard. Instant firing range!
     
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  9. Etcetera

    Etcetera Two Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Just let me stay at your pad for a week. I'll make Carter Hayes look like a model tenant.

    How many people do you want out of the building?
     
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  10. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    I just want to know who the celebs are?
     
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  11. SrfCity

    SrfCity F1 World Champ

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    Right. You can always move. Next time be the one on top ;)
     
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  12. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Pornstar actors guild nightly meeting?


    Bingo!
     
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  13. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    He reads this.
     
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  14. 356racing

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    Every time you leave the house turn up some country music for them to enjoy while you are away.
     
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  15. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    The seat up can't hold a candle to this one. Drill a very small hole (1/8") in your ceiling. Run a tube through the hole and when they are not at home and pump some sort of skunk type smelling fumes in their flat. Since you will be going through their carpet, they will NEVER know where the smell is coming from. They will sell their place in a month!



    ........."Always come to Uncle Petey first with your problems"!
     
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  16. FarmerDave

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    FerrariChat.com... helping neighbors work out their problems in a passive-agressive manner since 2002!
     
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  17. CMY

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    It'll never stop until someone moves.. the g/f's neighbors play a nightly game of "Tie a cinder block to the dog's tail" or "Let's move all the furniture and square dance at 1AM".. There's a reason why hardwood floors aren't allowed by the HOA!

    C.
     
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  18. Horsefly

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    Darth, just PM us and let us know who he/she/they are. Then WE can sleep better at night knowing which celebs are jerks in reality.
     
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    Why would you send a Russian ballet dancer??















    or would it be AoK to send 47 of them???
     
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  20. LetsJet

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    If he reads this, then you have just solved or added to your problem.

    Who we talking about here? Feel free to PM.............
     
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  21. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    We just had a nice quiet and uncomfortable elevator ride!

    and YES...I'm glad I had the Root Beer! ;)
     
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  22. LetsJet

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    Shiiiooot, wrong direction........ This is going to end up like the Hatfields and Mcoys (Is that right?).
     
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