January Caption Contest

"Attempts to crossbreed the Ferrari and Minardi brands were largely unsuccessful..."

 

Since the road was to narrow to go to the side this driver put on his thinking cap and found an alternate route.

 

Bernie's new index penalty was poorly received by Todt and Brawn...but they still won

 

'Bloody women drivers!'

 

"the new formula1 stunt show was a huge success except for the large number of head injuries attained by cars landing on top of eachother"

 

Something to do with the Ralf and the porn investments, but I can't think of it right now...

 

The Williams team tries to increase on-track passing in Formula 1

Alternatively:

Attempts to draw in the NASCAR demographic were spectacular, but ultimately unsuccessful.

 

Rubens " Another ****ing prick in a BMW..."

 

"I'll hit the brakes and he will fly right by."

 

Ralf: "Look ma, Launch Control!!!"

 

Viagra, it will increase performance, get you up, and help get your engine revving.

 

Minardi's attempt to launch the the first F1 into space came up short.

 

"Hey, my driving style may be a bit 'unconventional', but I drive to win dammit!"

 

LOL.....has to have summn about Launch control...without a doubt

 

"Hmmm, those hydraulic shocks are dialed in a little stronger than I had asked for."

 

"Look! Xzibit pimped out my car and put in some hydraulics, woot woot"

 

Cost of race tickets: $200
Cost of food, drinks & souvenirs: $150
Cost of watching a BMW trying to hump a Ferrari: Priceless

 

From the news wire...
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