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  1. PhilNotHill

    PhilNotHill Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    You know what a Fourteener is.
    You know what a chinook is.
    You know what a Rocky Mountain Oyster is.

    But you don't know what a turn signal is.
     
    PhilNotHill, Mar 5, 2011
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  2. hdpt00

    hdpt00 F1 Rookie

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    Add this:

    You drive a f*cking subaru 10mph under the speed limit in the fast lane.
     
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  3. PhilNotHill

    PhilNotHill Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    Hey, that's not me. Really. ;)

    I dive 10 mph over the limit.
     
    PhilNotHill, Mar 6, 2011
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  4. hardtop

    hardtop F1 World Champ

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    The turn signal dig works for the other 49 states also.

    I would change it "don't know how to tie a tie".

    Dave
     
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  5. Alex_V

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    You know you're from Boulder if....
     
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  6. PhilNotHill

    PhilNotHill Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    Boulder has 300+ miles of bike trails. Does this sound like a car town? Yet the auto traffic is horrible.

    I attended CU when women still had dorm hours and men and women were in separate dorms. And we had a great football.
     
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  7. hardtop

    hardtop F1 World Champ

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    Class of '98? (1898)

    Dave
     
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    The non-turbo cars CAN'T do any more than that....


    What's a tie? That's a good thing in the eyes of many. ;)
     
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  9. PhilNotHill

    PhilNotHill Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    LOL :D
     
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  10. redtailalfa

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    You are from Boulder if the bike on your car is worth more then your car!
     
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  11. PhilNotHill

    PhilNotHill Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    Bike or Dike?
     
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    Yes, so true!
     
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  13. teak360

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  14. redtailalfa

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    Are those big hoops? Soulcraft is a nice ride much quieter then the Vmax. If you put the Soulcraft on a old Subaru, you can enter the Peoples Republic of Boulder!
     
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  15. teak360

    teak360 F1 World Champ

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    Yes 29ers. Since I have lived in the PRB since the 60's I get special privileges like the VMax.
     
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  16. CornersWell

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    I'm going to drive my Range Rover to Boulder, burn some carbon-based fuel and run a few bikers off the road for good measure!

    CW
     
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  17. teak360

    teak360 F1 World Champ

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    Cyclists ride bicycles. Bikers ride motorcycles.
     
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  18. CornersWell

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    Exactly what I'm talking about...

    CW
     
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