Jennifer Lopez...

J-Lo doesnt do it for me as well. her voice is annoying and not crazy about her face or her big ass.

 

So, what's the attitude thing with her?

Don't tell me she's got a stuck up, better than everyone thing going, like every other female I've ever met & wanted. - and half of the rest of the female population as well.
Oh, wait a minute, perhaps they just thought that they were better than ME, not everyone.

Personally, I'd nail her in a heartbeat -

 

Ok so let me get this straight:

You like JLo, but you don't like the Gallardo. Aren't they birds of the same feather with those rear ends?

*rimshot*

Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.

 

Hey Jlo is hotter than that young girl from Louisiana. She has more
curves. Allan is into the baby blond look. You know Jlo would
rather wait for a Lamborghini anyway.

 

OH, I get it! It's a joke, RIGHT?

 

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J. Lo? This is all I have to say to that:
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Shhhhhhh, the adults are talking.

Don't make Mark privately slap you around again.

 

LMAO! What was your full name again? And where is your Siamese twin?

 

I've seen her up close and she is average at best. The money and fame is what makes her. She's also an asshat but you have to respect the career she has made for herself.

 

DES, the cameras flashing isn't as common as the sitting somewhere talking and constantly getting interrupted by people wanting to say hello and say what a fan they are, pose with her for a picture, etc. And then there's a whole slew of places you can't go because there are too many people around and you can't get anything done.

There are some funny moments, though, like the times where passers-by whisper "that woman looks just like ___," or the times when people come up and say, "you know, you should really be a model or actress or something."

Anyways, the point is that dating anyone with even mild celebrity is not like dating anyone else. It's becomes like a 3 person relationship: The regular person, the famous person, and the fame. The fame takes on a life of its own and eventually becomes treated as such and every decision that's made had to take the fame into account.

And even though I made it 3.5 years with her and knew the whole thing, after we broke up I did it again with someone else in the same segment of the industry for about a month. That was when I decided I had enough.

I can't imagine how bad it would be with someone like J.Lo.

 

The photo of the "stuff" in the car's trunk....

There might be some truth to that perception.

I am still laughing...good one.

 

in a photoshop thread on another board, I posted this up yesterday. the theme was to take a quote from one movie and subtitle it in another. in this case, both were by Ben Affleck, and although a long quote - it is quite fitting.

note: I can't stand J-Lo - if you couldn't tell.
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DOGMA?

 

bingo!

 

J Lo is skanky. No thanky.