Jeremy Clarkson..where is he?

HOPE ITS NOT TRUE ...JEREMY IS DEAD??? I DID A SEARCH NOTHING STATES HIS DEAD.
JOHN

 

he's being held ransome by a group of white van and Mondial driving carpet wharehouse owners from Cheshire........


There are also rumors that Castro is dead, Elvis is planning a comeback tour and John Prescott isn't in any way a scummy crook..........

 

And a bloke from Suffolk

 

Its probably done by Clarkson himself to spark a bit more controversy

 

I heard he was at the Goodwood FOS at the weekend. This, of course, could be a viscious rumour started to keep us off the scent of his death .

 

Whats a Viscious rumour, is that oil based (sorry Ken we're hijacking again)

 

Ok, I can't spell but I will be watching your typing like a hawk in the future. Don't worry about the hijack - the mods will join in soon .

 

I thought the Viscious meant that the plot was thickening (sorry couldn't resist that one), yep no doubt the two andys will stick the boot in

 

You two - outside the Headmasters study now!!!!

Now back on topic. I cannot believe that JC is dead - this would have been big news, I will go and check on Pheads, news travels very fast there. It may be a case of mistaken identity - see below...

This is a true story, I remember many years ago when I was a FX Spot Trader coming in one morning to find that the USD had been sold off quite considerably in the Far East.
3 factors
i) The skiffle god - Lonnie Donegan had died overnight.
ii) The US President at that time was Ronald Regan
iii) errr - have you ever heard the joke 'this chicken is rubbery'
I swear the above is true to the best of my knowledge and recollection - it is not some urban myth...

 

Sorry Mr M won't do it again

100 lines ''I must not tar the Uk section with hijacks''

 

Hard to believe that Prescott is still hanging in there. The first indication that he on his way will be when the PM states that 'he has my full support' - then he is doomed...

 

At least Levy's been arrested for his part in the cash for honours scam..........and yet somebody like Sid Watkins still hasn't been knighted

 

Andrew

The Sid Watkins knighthood thing was a scam. Though not saying he doesn't deserve it. Can't say more online

 

well i can guarantee that JC is alive as i was talking to him yesterday afternoon in person as i went to watch top gear been filmed. was a good day and definately recomend it to anyone!! if you can get tickets.....

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fpL9a-5LFpI&search=Obituary

 

Now thats funny! Tony where do you dig these things up from?

 

Does that mean that TG is back on again this Sunday?

 

yep back on this sunday. they obviously edit it quickly as its the one i went to yesterday. is worth watching because of some funny bits in it. no really nice, expensive cars though unfortunately.

 

This is british humor at its best.
I am surprised that some Mondial or Merak splinter groups did not immediatrely claim responsibility for his death.

 

Great

 

How do you go about getting tickets, and whereabouts do they film it

 

well apparantly there is something like 29,000 people waiting and some have been waiting for a few years. my sister sorted ours out and got them in a few weeks. she went to some place in bluewater, paid a tenner and got 4 tickets. not sure quite how that worked. best thing to do is try the place in bluewater. can ask my sister and find out more if anyone wants to know. its filmed in godalming, surrey near guildford.

 

Uhhh......PM me if you prefer not to further hijack the thread, but.....would you please tell me what this means? Particularly the 'skiffle' part and the rubbery chicken joke.

Thanks,

Neil

 

Skiffle music - 60's music style.

Disgruntled customer in Chinese Restaurant says to waiter 'This chicken is rubbery'. Chinese waiter 'Thankyou velly much' - it really is a very sad old joke.