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  1. AnotherDunneDeal

    AnotherDunneDeal F1 Veteran

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    True story. Jessica Simpson was invited to the White House. When she got there she was introduced to the Secretary of the Interior. The first words of of her mouth, " It is so nice to meet you, I just love how you have decorated the interior of the White House". News anchor could not keep from cracking up as he read it. DOHHH!!!!!
     
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  3. karmavore

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    who cares... I just wanna see her interior. :)
     
  4. 96impalaSS

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    That's hard to believe but as it was Ms. Simpson saying that I can believe it.
     
  5. formula1joe

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    Yeah I had heard that story this morning. I also know these reality shows have writers for them to say funny things. I first thought someone wrote that for her, but more than likely she is just that dumb.
     
  6. bluekawala

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    ROTFLMAO!!! No way! That can't be true, its just too funny! I've heard Jessica Simpson was... a little slow, but this had to be a joke. LOL
     
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  8. AnotherDunneDeal

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    I don't know if it was real or not but it was the news anchor on Channel 11 in D/FW who read the copy on it. He and his female co-anchor just about fell out of their chairs on the air. "I just love what you did with the drapes". DOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. Senna1994

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    That is hilarious!
     
  10. Artherd

    Artherd F1 Veteran

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    I dunnno about her, sometimes I get the feeling we may all be the dummies...

    Nah, scratch that, this one's genuine :)
     
  11. racerx

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    She discussed it with leno the other night on the tonight show. But guys, aren't you all breaking the rule of fchat by negatively discussing a members family member? Highlights i caught quickly for next weeks nick and jessica showed what looked like a 355 spyder being given to nick as a present and nick looking quite comfortable shifting thru the gate and raising the rpm's a bit.
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  13. ty (360mode)

    ty (360mode) Formula Junior

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    did y'all see the "i thought comaraderie meant..."

    i'm pretty sure we ARE the dummies, we're talking about it right ?!?!?! :)

    who cares though, at least she's fun to look at as opposed to nasty nicole ritchie and paris.
     
  14. sherpa23

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    Who's a member of Fchat that's related to Jessica? Nick? If someone on here is truly related to her I'm sure that the heckling will stop. But someone needs to come forward and show that she's a relative.
     
  15. racerx

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    My comment wasn't serious sherpa. Just my way of mentioning that nick now has himself a ferrari and it will be on next weeks episode. He seems like a car guy somewhat and famaliar with computers so why wouldn't he find his way here. Just another guy with a car. Yes i saw that ty.
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  16. Gilles27

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    I think she's just on the naive side from being steered through her entire life as a performer. I mean, it's funny to make fun of her for not knowing why bratwursts are made from, but at the same time she's pretty damn successful, and I'm sure she hasn't had too many conversations about pork products over the years of touring and singing.
     
  17. sherpa23

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    Oh, sorry. For a moment I was really curious as to who was related to her and kept us all in the dark.
     
  18. Artherd

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    Brittney Spears (say what you will about her.) had a good comment to that effect. "Sometimes my brother says things in current events like 'I can't BELIVE you didn't know that!?' Well, I've just been busy selling 50million records." Don't think she was being snotty either, just a simple fact that a performer's life is very removed from what the everyday types are exposed to. It's a lot of all-consuming work, often from a very young age.
     
  19. adamr

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    Any of you guys/gals see the recent commercial whereby Jessica's skin is so orange she looks like a 'oompa loompa'??
     
  20. Evolved

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    Ms. Simpson is probably going to increase her notority and celebrity based on this gaf to the tune of several millions of dollars.


    Laugh on America. Jessica is laughing all the way to the bank.
     
  21. adamr

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    "oompa loompa dee-didy-do, I've got another riddle for you..."
     

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