Johnny Football, Johnny Rehab, Johnny Fired

Johnny has enrolled @ aTm.

 

Not sure you can take this story seriously with this sentence.

"The 23-year-old Manziel is something of an easy target given his well-documented pattern of substance abuse, his criminal record (pending domestic violence charges) and the trail of damage he has left in his superstar wake."

Superstar wake? Dude's a draft bust, NFL washout...T

 

Or this one:

"It’s like Charles Manson living here.” Does he have a murderous cult following him, too?

 

Well, you have to admit, he WAS a 'superstar' - in college.
He has one thing most never will, a Heisman Trophy.

No, he never made it in the pros, never will, is a nemesis to himself,
and is pretty-much a bum now, but he has that trophy.
And it IS a big deal.

 

Johnny simply needs to kneel down during the playing of the National Anthem at a ball game like sick putz Kaepernick. Then all the brain dead media would declare him "healed" and "one of us morons." Voila, career resurrected! Whadaya think?

 

I'm certain that everyone who hasn't won a Heisman that went on to have a clean NFL career and made a lot of money playing the game they love would vehemently disagree with you.

 

Ooh. And, grow a righteous afro. 😀
T

 

Nah, he's make more waves as a skinhead.

 

Good heavens. What a train wreck.
T

 

It's ok...he was just exercising his liver

 

Once a loser, always a loser

 

As Johnny would put it, "you can't make this **** up".

Johnny Manziel offers advice to Donald Trump, of course | ProFootballTalk

 

Listen to what I say, then do the exact opposite?!?
T

 

I had 100% faith he would flame out, and another 100% faith he would not make a comeback