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  1. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

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    #1 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    well there has been the ask uro thread, and ask dave thread, nows theres ask johnny thread... you can ask me any question in the world you want only to get a screwed up piece of advise, future, job, love, anything, kinda like ask miss cleo only the screwed up version... so whos gonna be first to step up to the plate and take it like a man ..................
     
  2. XR4Tim

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    #2 XR4Tim, Nov 2, 2005
    What's the best way to get rid of acne?
     
  3. Dcup

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    #3 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    give facial to a guy.......
     
  4. AntonyR

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    #4 AntonyR, Nov 2, 2005
    Whats the meaning of life?


    Antony
     
  5. Dcup

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  6. XR4Tim

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    #6 XR4Tim, Nov 2, 2005
    What's facial? Do I even want an answer to that?
     
  7. AntonyR

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    #7 AntonyR, Nov 2, 2005
    Method?


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  8. CMY

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    #8 CMY, Nov 2, 2005
    How do you convince your wife/girlfriend to get a set of big fake cans even if she's completely against it?
     
  9. AntonyR

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    #9 AntonyR, Nov 2, 2005

    no
     
  10. Dcup

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    #10 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    ask farmer dave..... he has a thread going on right now .....
     
  11. Dcup

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    #11 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    for you, hmmmmm, im looking into my crystal jugs . hmmmmmmmmmm, says, you should do a gay prostitute, catch syphilis, and let it eat you away, slowly and painfully...
     
  12. Blackbird4life

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    #12 Blackbird4life, Nov 2, 2005
    How's life after PSU? 1-5 years really...........;)
     
  13. Dcup

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    #13 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    easy, tell her if she dosnt get them, she has to hit the higheway, and if she leaves, F her, get a girl that is already well equiped .....
     
  14. Dcup

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    #14 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    year 1--- still partying
    year 2- still partying
    year 3- still partying , now hitting up your parents for cash for booz and women
    year4- now realizing you have to get a real job
    year 5- spending sooooo much time on f chat and opening a crack lab ina garage.
     
  15. Mike360

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    #15 Mike360, Nov 2, 2005
    Is it gay to think about Harrison Ford while making love?
     
  16. Dcup

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    #16 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    mikey, my advise to you --------- lose my number..........
     
  17. CMY

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    #17 CMY, Nov 2, 2005
    ..and what happens when that replacement (who turns out to be a stripper btw) empties my bank account, gets me thrown in the slammer for a false abuse accusation and uses her full custody of the kids (due to my newly minted rap sheet) to get a free alimony ride for the next 20 years?

    You're the worst advice giver ever!
     
  18. Dcup

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    #18 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    advise is they're not your kids, she was screwing around the whole time with a guy named habeeb.
     
  19. XR4Tim

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    #19 XR4Tim, Nov 2, 2005
    Almost that exact scenario happened to a guy I knew...
     
  20. CMY

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    #20 CMY, Nov 2, 2005
    I'm pretty sure he's not alone.. it happened to a friend of mine, but he was lucky enough to avoid the kid senario and she ended up F'ing herself in court anyways.
     
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    #22 BigAl, Nov 2, 2005
    what's the best location?
     
  23. ^@#&

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    #23 ^@#&, Nov 2, 2005
    In her mouth
     
  24. Dcup

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    #24 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    suck em off, and promise the world to them.........
     
  25. Dcup

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    #25 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    between 2 implants of coarse
     
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