JOHNNYS ADVISE THREAD ............

John.

My gf asked me if her new pants maker her ass look flat. I think they do, her ass is normally round. Infact, I call her pi, because I am an engineer, and as such, a bit of a nerd. Should I be honest? I don't want to deal with flat ass talk.

 

can I borrow your new 360? I promise not to stain it.






















you dirty basstard

 

I have to jump in on this one. All you ***kin engineer dorks are giving the rest of us a bad name. Just cause your marginally good in math and interested in building chit doesn't mean you life has to revolve around it. For ***k sake didn't your dad teach you anything. College is about partying with friends, doing stupid chit, bangin chicks, and occasionally attending class to sleep off a hangover. Don't be such a falkin dork all the time, guys like you give the rest of us the ****waffle image.

Now smack your chick on her fat ass and go bone one of her hot friends while in a drunken stupor.

 

Post of the Week!

 

This is the funniest thing I have read all day. You read one post, ONE POST, of mine, and you think you know me? you think you know my type? You don't know anything about me or my personality.

I was in university for 8 years, I know what it's about, and I lived it better than you could dream to. According to most people I associate with I am the farthest thing from a sterotypical engineer and I doubt you could beat any of them into clasifying me as a nerd.

Do I have a nerdy side, hell yeah, how can't I? I design and run computer simulations, play with numbers, and tinker with machines all day. I speak in a language that would dumbfound most everybody. Do I care? hell no, In fact, I'm proud of it. I enjoy what I do, I have a passion for it, and I am damn good at it.

Now, from my experience, there are two types stereotypical engineers. The one you refer too, AKA, the nerd, the socially inept, but technically accomplished, and the other. The other, makes ridiculous comments such as yours to overcompensate for their nerdyness. They are single-minded and insecure with who they are, and the gifts they possess. Their worst fear is that people will think they're smart, that they're nerdy, because for some reason, they think it's a bad thing. They think people will run scared from them if they find out, like you can't be smart and social at the same time. They generally try to hard to be cool. They make fun of "nerds" together, unless they need help with the stuff they were to drunk to understand. Often, they claim others are giving them a bad name. They pretend they don't care about school, and about their work. They don't take pride in what they do, unless they're talking about how many beers they drank the night before their midterm. In general, they make terrible engineers.

Both stereotypes are going nowhere in life. The worse thing about the other, is that they are too cool to realize that's exactly what they are.

I'm not saying you fit in with the other, I wouldn't be so stupid as to make that assumption off of a single post, as ridiculous as it may be. But, I've got news for you, you're a nerd, deal with it.

PS. I'm well beyond marginally good at math, and my girlfreinds ass isn't fat, it's round.

 

I thought he was just joking with you. Maybe he forgot to insert his smiley.

Dear Johnny,

What do you think?

 

LOL man you do fall right into scenario #1 as you described it, ooh ooh but my computer science friends say I'm not a nerd so it must not be so, LOL!. And no I'm not overcompensating for anything, my friends know what I do for work and some are in the same feild. Do we sit around and discuss the structural attributes of a project we're working on just for kicks, hell no. I like what I do and am damn good at it, but my life doesn't revolve around it. I enjoy partying with the pro's I race MX with and yeah we laugh at the nerds who would rather sit home and work on their water cooled PC.

Honestly i've noticed quite the opposite, the "super nerds" are compensating for their lack of natural talent, and try way too damn hard to prove to everyone just how smart they think they are. Some of the most intelligent people I know are the guys that are normally playing pool and having beer pounding races. But then again I guess Cal Tec will let just any old idiot in these days so that doesn't mean much.

Really it's ok, there is life outside linux, and yes you do look like a supernerd if you bring up the properties of flux during a game of foosball.

 

I was, but being an uptight software engineer the humor (or lack their of on his part) glanced off his TI-92 and flew right over his head.

LOOSEN UP BUDDY

 

The assumptions and assertions you make are unbelievable.

For one, I'm not a software engineer. The rest don't warrant individual attention, sufficive to say, not a single one is true. I'm not going to sit here and argue with you about my social skills and how I spend my free time. It's pointless.

You were not joking in your initial post, but, it's easy to go back after the fact and claim that to be true.

 

Thats why smileys are so important.

 

my girlfriend talks too much. what should I do?

 

my girlfriend hassles me too much... after 6yrs almost of being with her.... what do i do????

 

Dear Johnny,

Big Al's girlfriend talks to much, what should I do?

 

Dear Johnny:

The voices in my head keep telling me to join NO MA'AM. My wife keeps telling me I should not join. And my girlfriend wants to bring her bisexual female friend into bed with us. What should I do?

 

Find a good divorce attorney, the rest will follow

and PM me the # to your g/f and her curious friend.

 

Johnny will handle this one with ease...

 

I need advice, I have way too many women, what should I do since I am selfish and don't share? I spent 3k on dinner datess this last week!

 

Write down all their phone numbers, add a picture to their names and their measurements. Rate them on a scale from 1 to 5 as how hard it would be to bang them. 1 being the easiest, 5 the hardest. Then rate them on the same scale as how good they are in the sack. If you haven't done it yet, put a star by their rating and write down what you think it would be. Give a break down of how much $$ you had to spend before they gave it up, or a running total if you haven't hit that yet. Mail or post all the information to all your Fchat buddies to see. That should take care of it.

 

G E N I U S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Call it "TestShoot's Holiday Catalog 2005-2006"

 

I have a "spread"sheet just for this lol

 

Offering to advise when you meant to offer advice. Or is it ghey to point it out?

 

...that's a slam dunk for lamour....