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Discussion in 'Drink, Smoke, and Fine Dining' started by GWARREND, Feb 27, 2013.

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  1. GWARREND

    GWARREND Formula Junior

    Sep 23, 2012
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    Greg
    #1 GWARREND, Feb 27, 2013
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    ENJOYING A DRINK
    Lady: Do you Drink?
    Man: Yes
    Lady: How much a day?
    Man: Three 6 packs
    Lady: How much per 6 pack
    Man: about $10.00
    Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
    Man: 15 years
    Lady: So one 6 pack costs $10.00 and you have 3 six-packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
    Man: Correct
    Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
    Man: Correct

    Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man: Do you drink?

    Lady: No

    Man: So, where's your ****ing Ferrari?
     

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