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  1. writerguy

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    Children's books you're not likely to find in your library

    *1. **You Are Different and That's Bad
    *2. **The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
    *3. **Dad's New Wife Robert
    *4. **Fun Four Letter Words to Know and Share
    *5. **Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: *An I-Can-Do-It Book
    *6. **The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
    *7. **Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
    *8. **Curious George and The High Voltage Fence
    *9. **All Cats Go to Hell
    *10. *The Little Sissy Who Snitched
    *11. *Some Kittens Can Fly
    *12. *That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
    *13. *Grandpa Gets a Casket
    *14. *The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
    *15. *Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
    *16. *The Pop Up Book of Human Anatomy
    *17. *Strangers Have The Best Candy
    *18. *Whining, Kicking, and Crying To Get Your Way
    *19. *You Were An Accident
    *20. *Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
    *21. *Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games
    *22. *The Man On The Moon is Actually Satan
    *23. *Your Nightmares Are Real
    *24. *Where Would You Like To Be Buried
    *25. *Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
    *26. *Why Can't Mr. *Fork and Ms. *Electrical Outlet be Friends?
    *27. *Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
    *28. *Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
     
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    why you look more like mommy's special friend than daddy
     
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    LMAO...!

    Others i remember from my own collection:
    1. "No, Mommy, Don't Touch Me There!"
    2. "Daddy's Funny Cigarettes."
    3. "My Two Moms."
    4. "Don't Wear Out Of Style Clothes To School If You Don't Like Getting Beat Up."

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    Tell the police man Daddy Ain't home and other tales from the trailer park
     
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    29. Meet Mr. Garbage disposal
    30. The roof is a great place to play
    31. The hissing sound in the backyard is a play toy

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