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Joke: Italian border patrol

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  1. stradale88

    stradale88 Karting

    Apr 5, 2004
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    Roland
    This joke seemed appropriate because it features cars and Italy...

    At the Italian border:

    Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

    The Italian borderpartrol stops them and says:
    -'It's illegal to seat five people in a Quattro.'

    -'What do you mean, illegal?!', the the astonished German driver asks.

    -'Quattro means four', says the Italian border patrol officer.

    -'Quattro is the name of the car', the German driver replies.
    'Here, just have a look at the papers. This car is developed to accomodate five people.'

    -'This isn't my fault', says the officer. 'Quattro means four and you have five people in your car, so you're breaking the law!'

    -The German gets aggravated and shouts, 'You idiot, get your supervisor, I want to speak with somebody more intelligent then you!'

    -'Sorry', the Italian officer replies, 'that's not possible. He's currently busy giving a fine to two people in a Fiat Uno.'
     

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