My mum sent this to me kinda funny.. A guy from Seattle dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there its 95 F with 90% humidity, but Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably. Satan asks, 'Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?' The guy replies, 'Oh, it is always raining and chilly in Seattle . I like it.' Angry, Satan turns up the thermostat until its 100 F and 95% humidity. Still, the guy is happy. 'This is really nice. Not bad at all.' Furious, Satan turns it up to 105 F and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, except the guy from Seattle , still resting. 'Hey, this is almost perfect. Feels good, the hotter the better.' In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25 F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Hell has frozen over. Satan smirks, watching the newcomer. The confused guy from Seattle looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere and begins to laugh, scream, and jump for joy. 'THE MARINERS ARE FINALLY IN THE PLAYOFFS!'
