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Joke of the Day 12/18

Discussion in 'Texas' started by SAFE4NOW, Dec 18, 2007.

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  1. SAFE4NOW

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    Dear Walter:

    I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him! He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum, he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?


    Sincerely,
    Mrs. Sheila Usk


    Dear Sheila:

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.

    Walter
     
  2. Bimmerista

    Bimmerista Formula 3

    Feb 7, 2004
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    Mike
    Hahaha....I approve
     
  3. Brangeta

    Brangeta Formula 3

    Jan 31, 2005
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    Dallas, TX
    lol very nice.
     
  4. 308geo

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    Nov 13, 2002
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    George Benton LaFleur
    Love it! Too funny!
     

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