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Joke of the day---new song titles

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by maranelloman, Mar 21, 2005.

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  1. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    It was fun being a baby boomer...till now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

    Herman's Hermits Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
    The Bee Gees How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
    Bobby Darin Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
    Ringo Starr I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
    Roberta Flack The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
    Johnny Nash I Can't See Clearly Now
    Paul Simon Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
    Commodores Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
    Marvin Gaye I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts
    Procol Harem A White Shade of Hair
    Leo Sayer You Make Me Feel Like Napping
    The Temptations Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
    Abba Denture Queen Tony Orlando Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall
    Helen Reddy I am Woman, Hear me Snore
    Willie Nelson On the Throne Again
    Leslie Gore It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To
     

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