Joke of the day---new song titles

It was fun being a baby boomer...till now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Herman's Hermits Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
The Bee Gees How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
Bobby Darin Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
Ringo Starr I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
Roberta Flack The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash I Can't See Clearly Now
Paul Simon Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
Commodores Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
Marvin Gaye I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts
Procol Harem A White Shade of Hair
Leo Sayer You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
Abba Denture Queen Tony Orlando Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy I am Woman, Hear me Snore
Willie Nelson On the Throne Again
Leslie Gore It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To