Joke of the day--Proctologist humor

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by maranelloman, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
    His new nurse, Pat, took me to an examining room and told me to
    get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me.
    She said that he would only be a few minutes.

    After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
    While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand
    next to the exam table:

    a tube of K-Y jelly; a rubber glove; and a beer.

    When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little
    confused. This is my first exam. I know what theK-Y is for,
    and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the
    BEER is for?"

    At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over
    to the door.

    He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......
    "Darn it PAT!!!!!!!!!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT"

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