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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your *****?"
    The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
    "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."
     
  2. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    The Italian says, "When I'vea finished a makina da love with my
    girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she
    floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy".

    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished
    making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body
    and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats
    12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".

    The Englishman says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished
    shagging my bird, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and
    wipe my dick on the curtains. She hits the f#cking roof!"

    DL
     
  3. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    LOL, Tony...!

    DL, that's an oldie but definitely a goodie... :)
     

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