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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    What is the definition of perseverance?

    Coming in first AND third in a masturbation contest.

    DL
     
  2. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    LOL!! Here's few more;


    Q. What's the height of conceit?
    A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.


    Q. What's the definition of macho?
    A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.


    Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
    A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

    Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
    A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

    Q. What is a Yankee?
    A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


    Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
    A. The grip.

    Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
    A. The swallow.
     
  3. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    What is the difference between a woman and a computer?
    A computer doesnt laugh at a 3 and a half inch floppy

    Why is a women like a bucket of KFC?
    Because once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in!
     

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