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  1. ILuv4Res

    ILuv4Res F1 Veteran
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    #1 ILuv4Res, Oct 16, 2009
    Journey of a Man:


    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

    When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless . .. .. so I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am older and wiser now. I'm looking for a girl with big boobs.

    LOL!!! :D
     
  2. oss117

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    #2 oss117, Oct 16, 2009
    Words of wisdom !!
     
  3. monte patterson

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    #3 monte patterson, Oct 16, 2009
    I wish you would have contacted me first. From my many years of experience and four ex- wives I might have been able to save you some heartache, misery, time and money by recounting some of my experiences . It took me 45 years to find the right woman. Keep looking. She's out there. But, be careful. They are sneaky.
     
  4. oscar_driver

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    #4 oscar_driver, Oct 16, 2009
    LOL .. oh man .. almost cried ...
     
  5. buckminster

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    #5 buckminster, Oct 17, 2009
    Big REAL Boobs!
     
  6. oss117

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    #6 oss117, Oct 17, 2009
    I am for equal opportunity: real or redone, as long as they are big they get my attention!!
     
  7. bernardo66

    bernardo66 The Crazy Cat Man
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    #7 bernardo66, Oct 17, 2009
    I've always searched for a girl with boobs. ;)
     
  8. HotShoe

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    #8 HotShoe, Oct 17, 2009
    Lol!

    The answer to this problem is simple, multiple girlfriends. Women are like cars, you shouldn't have to settle on just one!!!!

    Of course, don't mention this to my lovely wife! ;)
     
  9. DiMisa1977

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    #9 DiMisa1977, Oct 18, 2009
    nice, fred.
     
  10. oss117

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    #10 oss117, Oct 18, 2009
    White man speaks words of wisdom !!
     
  11. Shamile

    Shamile F1 Veteran

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    #11 Shamile, Oct 18, 2009
    Dear Ferraristi,


    Oh....that is too funny !

    My main question usually is....

    are you sure you're really 18?

    Yes, big boobs are nice but.....nothing beat young perky ones.


    Shamile

    Freeze...Miami Vice !
     
  12. paulie_b

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    #12 paulie_b, Oct 19, 2009
    let me know if she has a sister!
     
  13. doug328

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    #13 doug328, Oct 19, 2009
    Same here.
     

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