Just back from your fair city

I went to the Paris for a Texas Hold’em tournament. No, I did not make it to the final table but had fun. For the $99 entry fee, I received 3 nights at the Paris. My car was always parked at the front entrance to the hotel.

I learned a couple of things about Las Vegas. First, the Monte Carlo, where I am staying in April will have all of its parking gone by then. Both valet and self-parking will be at the New York New York. This is not good but I now have permission to valet self-park at the Monte Carlo. This is a good thing.

Second, at the Wynn, where there is a Ferrari dealership, the valets must park my car. Wrong, no one but my mechanic, myself, and my wife, if I am drunk, drives my sweet thing. Therefore, I will not be staying at the Wynn.

12 cylinders or walk