Just scared myself silly! (yeah yeah..ok)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

you should talk !!!??

let's talk about slicks and trackdays shall we .................

or we could go on about WINGS

 

My anus is leaking, can you help?

Regards,

Carl.

 

you obviously have the wrong gasket, try this one:
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Carl,Silicone fixes eveything

 

Thanks Maurice, I'll defer to your, and FerrariFixer's experience

(What are you doing with Moretti's Butt Plug anyway?)

Regards,

Carl.

 

Your too quick Ashber.Between the two of you,you guys must have every curious pic that is on the net

 

I'm curious to know why they refer to the Buttplug as the "Classic".What other models does it come in?

 

sugar-free

 

Come too think of it Mardi gras is coming up.I might get you to send me a few boxes of the "Classic" Buttplug so I can open up a stand on Oxford St .Does anyone know where I can get some Butt lube from?

 

it's a strict BYO licence, butt there's a hefty corkage fee

 

Imagine meeting a someone that makes Buttplugs.Picture it :Your at a dinner party and you get asked "What do you do for a living?"and you answer "I make Buttplugs."And they answer "Really,Does it come in any other model that the regular Classic?"

 

what about the person who had to be the model/template

 

He probably couldn't afford to hire a model at the time so he probably went home and told his wife"Honey I want to try out this new thing that I made in the workshop today."

 

i just spent 30 seconds trying to come up with an example of usage for it (other than a sealant against anal seepage), but i can't figger out why it exists... i'm guessing in it's country of origin they don't have Selley's Stop-Gap.

 

Or Expand-A-Foam in a can

 

Maurice buys all my used parts from the GT4 so he's just keeping the trend going

 

Now that you brought it back up John,do you still have anything left over?I think I remember you saying somewhere that you had upgraded sway bars.Do you still have them for sale?How about the motor?Did you end up selling it?I know Ashber was offering a slab of vitamin B but dont know how it panned out

 

ash might need some for the X factor so dont sell em all

 

I'm glad this thread went O/T so quick.......it's much more interesting.

 

it always goes O/T when ashgoober gets involved, we just keep singing i am walrus "I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together "

 

actually what makes it funnier is that PP finally decides to make a thread to devote to his betrothed rather than randomly polluting other topics, and it's derailed before it even starts

nah i'm spartacus koo koo kchoo gesundheit

 

nah i'm spartacus koo koo kchoo gesundheit[/QUOTE]
Or even "I'm Brian"