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  1. REMIX

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    #1 REMIX, Apr 3, 2007
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    NO WAY!!!

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    Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
    Apr 3 03:14 PM US/Eastern

    LONDON (AP) - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.

    In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

    "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

    "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

    Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

    Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

    "I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

    "I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

    "I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.
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  2. CMY

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    #2 CMY, Apr 3, 2007
    I think that's pretty awesome.. but only because he's probably the first. ;)
     
  3. TG

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    That's badass
     
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    #5 Townshend, Apr 3, 2007
    Would that be considered some variation of cannibalism?
     
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    #6 PAP 348, Apr 3, 2007
    This guy is a NUT CASE!! :D:D:D:D
    Mwhahahahahahhahahahahahha!!!! :p:p:p
     
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    #7 smg2, Apr 3, 2007
    my uncle worked in a crematorium at one time and said there was problem with ashes being stolen to be sold for use by druggies, apparently it's quite the high!
     
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    #8 Gilles27, Apr 3, 2007
    I think that edges out Ozzy snorting a line of live ants.
     
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    #9 WJHMH, Apr 3, 2007
    What a freakin' nutcase.
     
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    #10 SRT Mike, Apr 3, 2007
    "So Keith, how did your dad go down?"



    Keith: "Smoooooth man, just needed a bit more cowbell"
     
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    #12 darth550, Apr 3, 2007
    I know. You're pissed cause you didn't think of it first! :)
     
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    #13 bernardo66, Apr 3, 2007
    The UGLIEST man in rock'n'roll.
     
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    #14 whart, Apr 3, 2007
    He draws the line at swamis, though.
     
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    #15 JaguarXJ6, Apr 3, 2007
    Wow... just, wow.

    Nice Snopes link?
     
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    #16 smg2, Apr 3, 2007
    interesting article, however people are not cremated in casket/coffins or with any jewelry on. the body is cremated in a cardboard box, due to the ovens design. the discovery channel can be quite informative when you're bored ;) the suggestion was to not bother buying a fancy or expensive casket if one is to be cremated as the casket is not burned. now if of course you're having a service with the casket or a viewing then that may change.
     
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    #18 sparta49, Apr 3, 2007
    Why are people surprised by this?????
     
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    #19 robert biscan, Apr 3, 2007
    He's still #1 on my top ten on who's going to die next. He looks like crap. He's a miracle.
     
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    #20 CMY, Apr 3, 2007
    Keith and Ozzy will probably outlive a significant portion of their generation.. if they aren't dead now it's probably not going to happen for a while.

    Just one of nature's cruel jokes.
     
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    #21 TexasF355F1, Apr 3, 2007
    That's EXACTLY the first thing that came to my mind when I read this on MSN this morning. Well that and licking up Nikki Six's piss too.

    Crazy mofo.
     
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    #22 Rifledriver, Apr 3, 2007



    He looks like he died a few years ago.

    Road kill with the eyes propped open.

    Or maybe in his case hotel room kill.
     
  23. CMY

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    #23 CMY, Apr 3, 2007
    Yeah but the guy fell out of a coconut tree a year or two back. I'd say that should've been enough to kill him (if anything).
     
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    #24 TG, Apr 3, 2007
    Who could probably walk into a room and steal anyone's girlfriend. :D
     
  25. vegas1

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    #25 vegas1, Apr 3, 2007
    Sick stuff. He will be judged when he leaves this planet.
     
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