Get a Ginsu - never needs sharpening. It can cut through a branch, yet still slice a tomato. If you act now, they'll also throw in a cleaver. It can cut through a log, yet still dice mushrooms. Plus, an elegant 6-piece knife set - now how much would you pay?
eh girlie men. ;-) All you really need to sharpen your knives is a coffee mug. If you want to get fancy, add a dime store mirror and some wet sandpaper from autozone.
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I found this nice writeup on how to sharpen knives, lots of practical advice... http://gpvec.unl.edu/files/griffin/HerdHealth_Vaccine_BRD_Micro_Necropsy%20stuff/SharpeningHowTo_DG_2K7.pdf