Kolonel Koala lives

With the Captain gone, it seems only appropriate that another character needs to take the field. So I have coined a new character, Kolonel Koala and his sidekick Private Platypus. Sort of a newer alternative to Sponge Bob and other such drivel. Some years ago, I developed an alternative to Sponge Bob called Crabclaw Hornface, sort of an anti-hero. A Dirty Harry for the cartoon world. His mission was to rid the world of pathetic low grade Japanese animated characters which polute the airwaves. Any other ideas?