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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    The European Commission has just announced an aggreement whereby
    English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,
    which was the other possibility. As part of her negotiations, Her
    Majestys Government conceded that English spelling had some room for
    improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be
    known as 'Euro English'.

    In the first year 'S' will replace the soft 'C'. Sertainly, this will
    make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'C' will be replaced with
    the 'K'. This should klear up Konfusion and keyboards kan have one
    less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
    troublesome 'PH' will be replaced with 'F'. This will make words like
    fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the third year, publik akseptance of the new spelling kan be
    expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
    possible.

    Government will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
    always been a deterant to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
    horible mes of the silent 'e' in the language is disgrasful, and they
    should go away.

    By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'TH'
    with 'Z' and 'W' with 'V'. During ze fifz yar, ze uneseary 'O' kan be
    dropd from vords kontaining 'OU' and similar changs vud of kors be
    aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

    After zis fifz yar, ve vi hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be
    no mor trubls or difikutlis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand
    ech ozer.

    ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

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