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Leaving the competition in the dust, even when taking off-road excursions!! I'll get back to you guys when I think of something better.
For the new fall season, "The New Dukes of Hazzard" will trade their Charger for a Ferrari F1 car. Yeeeee Haaaa!
In an effort to make the sport more competitive, the FIA has banned Michael Schumacher from racing on the track surface.
LMAO...! Awesome...! "In an effort to challenge himself, Schumacher now drifts at every turn, hoping to make each race more competitive."
Here we see Michael Shumacher's unorthodox victory celebration after detractors accused the F1 champion's career of "being on the rocks" A smiley for each F1 championship and 1 to grow on!
Ron Dennis insists Ferrari use new "La Brea Tar Pits", strategy backfires though, as Ferrari's still outpace McLaren. Wes
"Bored to tears with how easy it is to win, Michael Schumacher slides into the gravel after falling asleep at the wheel."
To Shumacher's chagrin, Ted Kennedy thought it was a good idea to cut corners in order to bring down lap times
A little-known clause in Michael's contract with Marlboro requires that he "kick up a little smoke" in races that have a ban on tobacco advertising.
LMAO...! Ted Kennedy...! LMAO...! Great stuff... Jeff, awesome...! It never ceases to amaze me how much material this group can come up with in such short amount of time...