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Latest Caption Contest..........

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by PerryJ, Aug 2, 2004.

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  1. PerryJ

    PerryJ Formula 3

    Jun 5, 2003
    1,909
    N. Alabama
    Full Name:
    John Perry
    #1 PerryJ, Aug 2, 2004
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  2. PerryJ

    PerryJ Formula 3

    Jun 5, 2003
    1,909
    N. Alabama
    Full Name:
    John Perry
    Watch out PORS-HA,
    see you in Baja.............
     
  3. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Mar 25, 2004
    20,938
    Wales-UK
    Full Name:
    Steve.
    Ferrari win the world rally championship.
     
  4. Coujer

    Coujer Karting

    Jul 19, 2004
    136
    Carmel, CA
    Full Name:
    Laurent C. Richard
    Leaving the competition in the dust, even when taking off-road excursions!!
    I'll get back to you guys when I think of something better.
     
  5. JH

    JH F1 Veteran
    Silver Subscribed

    Nov 14, 2002
    5,086
    Odense, Denmark
    Full Name:
    Jonas H.
    "We are now a direct competitor to Humvee in all terrain vehicles"
     
  6. sjb509

    sjb509 Guest

    For the new fall season, "The New Dukes of Hazzard" will trade their Charger for a Ferrari F1 car. Yeeeee Haaaa!
     
  7. George H.

    George H. Karting

    Mar 6, 2004
    188
    Nipomo, CA
    Full Name:
    George Hoover
    In an effort to make the sport more competitive, the FIA has banned Michael Schumacher from racing on the track surface.
     
  8. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    LMAO...! Awesome...!


    "In an effort to challenge himself, Schumacher now drifts at every turn, hoping to make each race more competitive."
     
  9. JSinNOLA

    JSinNOLA Two Time F1 World Champ
    Sponsor Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Mar 18, 2002
    20,343
    Denver, CO
    Here we see Michael Shumacher's unorthodox victory celebration after detractors accused the F1 champion's career of "being on the rocks"


    A smiley for each F1 championship
    :D :D :D :D :D and 1 to grow on! :D
     
  10. F1Ace

    F1Ace F1 Rookie

    Mar 15, 2004
    2,980
    Full Name:
    Wes
    Ron Dennis insists Ferrari use new "La Brea Tar Pits",
    strategy backfires though, as Ferrari's still outpace McLaren.

    Wes
     
  11. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Jan 24, 2003
    52,573
    Goodyear, AZ
    Full Name:
    PeterS
    Driver: "OK, so I thought I could make posts on FChat via my PDA while driving....Damn it"!
     
  12. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    "Bored to tears with how easy it is to win, Michael Schumacher slides into the gravel after falling asleep at the wheel."
     
  13. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Aug 6, 2003
    26,118
    Las Vegas, NV
    Full Name:
    Ryan Alexander
    "Look at me! I'm Juan Pablo Montoya!"
     
  14. Ira Schwartz

    Ira Schwartz Formula 3
    Silver Subscribed

    May 20, 2003
    2,007
    Brooklandville, MD
    Full Name:
    Ira Schwartz
    "A Day at the Beach".
     
  15. imperial83

    imperial83 F1 Rookie
    BANNED

    May 14, 2004
    2,893
    Michael trying to satisfy the critics that say F1 is not as exciting as before.
     
  16. Erich

    Erich Formula 3

    Sep 9, 2003
    1,190
    Poway CA
    Full Name:
    Erich Coiner
    Roads? We don't need no steeenking roads!

    Or

    HA! Roads are for Girlie men!
     
  17. Matt LaMotte

    Matt LaMotte Formula 3

    Oct 30, 2002
    1,875
    Ferrari decides to compete against Lamborghini's tractors but can't seem to get the plow thing down.
     
  18. JSinNOLA

    JSinNOLA Two Time F1 World Champ
    Sponsor Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Mar 18, 2002
    20,343
    Denver, CO
    To Shumacher's chagrin, Ted Kennedy thought it was a good idea to cut corners in order to bring down lap times
     
  19. Miltonian

    Miltonian F1 Veteran

    Dec 11, 2002
    5,966
    Milton, Wash.
    Full Name:
    Jeff B.
    A little-known clause in Michael's contract with Marlboro requires that he "kick up a little smoke" in races that have a ban on tobacco advertising.
     
  20. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    LMAO...! Ted Kennedy...! LMAO...! Great stuff...


    Jeff, awesome...!


    It never ceases to amaze me how much material this group can come up with in such short amount of time...
     
  21. Miltonian

    Miltonian F1 Veteran

    Dec 11, 2002
    5,966
    Milton, Wash.
    Full Name:
    Jeff B.
    When Ruebens took the pole, Michael had to start on the "dirty side" of the grid.
     
  22. F308 MAN

    F308 MAN F1 Rookie

    Jan 19, 2004
    2,907
    Isle of Man
    Full Name:
    Dave S
    "Where's that fu<kin sunbed wiv mi towel on it !"
     
  23. richard

    richard Formula 3

    Nov 3, 2003
    1,404
    Los Angeles
    Full Name:
    Richard Thompson III
    :D Can't stop laughing! Imagine it in a Montoya-esque accent :p
     
  24. enjoythemusic

    enjoythemusic F1 World Champ

    Apr 20, 2002
    10,676
    Worldwide
    Full Name:
    Steven
    YEEEEEEEE-HAW!!!!
     
  25. Santini

    Santini Formula Junior

    Oct 1, 2003
    480
    North Carolina
    "Schumi decides to help out back on the farm during the 3-week break."
     

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