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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINS....

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by BWS550, Nov 24, 2004.

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  1. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
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    BRUCE WELLINGTON
    d)
    > >
    > >1) That's not right ........................ Sum Ting Wong
    > >
    > >2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
    > >
    > >3) See me ASAP................................Kum Hia Nao
    > >
    > >4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
    > >
    > >5) Small Horse ...............................Tai Ni Po Ni >
    > >6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
    > >
    > >7) I bumped into a coffee table .......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
    > >
    > >8) I think you need a face lift ............. Chin Tu Fat
    > >
    > >9) It's very dark in here ...................Wao So Dim
    > >
    > >10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching
    > >
    > >11) This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King
    > >
    > >12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
    > >
    > >13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo >
    > >14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
    > >
    > >15) Your body odor is offensive ............ Yu Stin Ki Pu
    > >
    > >16) Great ................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!!

    BRUCE
     
  2. scott61

    scott61 F1 Rookie

    Feb 11, 2004
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    My favorite Chinese dish- Sum Yung Khunt
     
  3. matteo

    matteo F1 World Champ

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    Bruce, do not order, Cream of sum young Guy, from your local eatery
     
  4. ferrari fernatic

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    that has to be the funnest thing i've seen this year.
     
  5. Tifoso1

    Tifoso1 F1 Rookie

    Nov 18, 2003
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    With a post like this, you TOO can be Gary Green.
     
  6. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
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    The funny thing is you can always count on a Chinese restaurant being open on Thanksgiving Day.
     
  7. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ
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    Maybe someone should get out more. :) j/k
     
  8. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    ROTFLMAO...!!!
     
  9. Dom

    Dom F1 Veteran
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    Nov 5, 2002
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    Ha, Ha, reminds me of another joke:

    An older chinese gentleman had a night out with his buddies. Did a little drinking, and didn't come home until really late. He slips into bed with his wife and says, "hey, how about some 69?"

    The wife replies: "It's 2:00 AM and you want beef and broccoli???"
     
  10. cirrusdriver

    cirrusdriver Rookie

    Nov 29, 2004
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    Having fun eh at the expense of another race. Shame on all of u.
     

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