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  1. stokpro

    stokpro F1 Rookie Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Hope no one is offended... pretty funny, I just had to share.


    1) That's not right .................. Sum Ting Wong

    2) Are you harboring a fugitive?..........Hu Yu Hai Ding

    3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

    4) Stupid Man ....................................Dum Fok

    5) Small Horse .................................. Tai Ni Po Ni

    6) Did you go to the beach? .............Wai Yu So Tan

    7) I bumped into a coffee table ........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

    8) I think you need a face lift .............Chin Tu Fat

    9) It's very dark in here ......................Wai So Dim

    10) I thought you were on a diet ........Wai Yu Mun Ching?

    11) This is a tow away zone ...............No Pah King

    12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

    13) Staying out of sight ......................Lei Ying Lo

    14) He's cleaning his automobile .....Wa Shing Ka

    15) Your body odor is offensive .........Yu Stin Ki Pu

    16) Great .................................Fa Kin Su Pah
     
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  2. Tyler

    Tyler F1 Rookie

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    LOL :)
     
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  3. rudypellegrini

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    Great!
     
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  4. Kevallino

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    ROR
     
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  5. bobafett

    bobafett F1 Veteran

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAH! :D

    --Dan
     
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  6. Kevallino

    Kevallino Formula 3

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    Good stuff - only 5 minutes 'til someone got it...
     
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  7. warrenn

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    I'm offended - mi noh hop pee
     
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  8. stokpro

    stokpro F1 Rookie Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    LOL!!!
     
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  9. Tyler

    Tyler F1 Rookie

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    you guys are killing me. LMAO:)
     
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  10. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

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    I opened up a chain of stores in China and you are hitting my marketing ploy on the nose!
    Sofa King, our prices are so low, they can only be called Sofa King low!
     
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  11. 4re308

    4re308 F1 Rookie Silver Subscribed

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    I'm we Todd did.
    Sofa King we Todd did.

    Please read this aloud.
     
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  12. Kevallino

    Kevallino Formula 3

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    www.engrish.com - think of the last time you read the instructions to a new electronic device....

    Cheers
    Kevin
     
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