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Least fun ways to die...

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  1. LMP234

    LMP234 Formula 3

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    Is that a bed sheet?
     
  2. bernardo66

    bernardo66 The Crazy Cat Man
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    That actually can make lots of buffing rags for my car. ;)
     
  3. Z0RR0

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    Makes me think, I probably wouldn't want to be buried alive, only to wait for the air to run out.
    Being attacked by a shark or constrictor snake must be quite high up there as well.

    But worse than that ... who would want to be the driver, crash ... and be the only survivor when your friends/family died? I know I'd prolly end up killing myself. That would qualify as well, as you'd spend months depressed, hating yourself ... and eventually die.


    Bernardo, fun fact about the 73% of people who fail to kill themselves with a subway... they also get a huge fine ... how crazy is that?
     
  4. fiorano94

    fiorano94 F1 Veteran

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    id say burning, choking or drowning would suck pretty bad
     
  5. bernardo66

    bernardo66 The Crazy Cat Man
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    I just checked the by-laws on the STM website. It's illegal to interrupt or prohibit an STM vehicle or train from running its route, and the fine can go up to 500$...it doubles if you're caught doing it twice within a 24 hour period.

    In short, if you unsuccessfully try to kill yourself in front of a Montreal Metro (once in the morning and once again in the evening)...it'll cost you 2000$.
     
  6. Jerrari

    Jerrari F1 Veteran

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    1) Having a bag tied over your head with hungry sewer rats inside.
    2) Nuts in a vice.
    3) Having your teeth pulled out with a pair of pliers one by one w/o novacaine and allowed to sit there and bleed to death.
    4) Listening to (or watching) anything by Barbara Streisand :)
     
  7. DeusGear

    DeusGear Karting

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    Not extreme enough, most humans are too ignorant :/
     
  8. Ferrariman355

    Ferrariman355 F1 Rookie

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    I have to listening to Barry Manilow is worse....blehh...

    I would think that the worse way to die is drowning and also being on fire...
     
  9. 134282

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    This is an exact scenario that often repeats itself in my head when I'm having trouble sleeping... Walking myself through the "fantasy" actually helps me fall asleep... I'm usually somewhere dark and damp - the classic horror movie setting. Some gloved torturer is wearing a surgical mask and is smashing my teeth with a pair of pliers to get my mouth open... Once open, he reaches in and grabs a tooth and yanks it out. Sometimes the tooth comes out; sometimes it shatters into a bunch of little pieces under the pressure of the pliers... Then sleep finally comes.
     
  10. EC308

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    I would think a mostly empty casket. Ironic if it was made of wood!
     
  11. Pantera

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    How about riding on a Hayabusa GSX-R on the highway while its raining at night?.

    Oh yeah and pushing it as hard as you can.
     
  12. Z0RR0

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    That qualifies for the most fun way to die ...
     
  13. ParadiseRoad

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    ...how about waking up in total darkness and realizing you are in a coffin buried under six feet of earth.
     
  14. Fan512bbi

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    That is the stuff of nightmares.
     
  15. Jerrari

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    ....full of snakes and rats.....and Barbara Streisand music.
     
  16. Buzz48317

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    add in a pair of pliers so you can take your own life via self tooth extraction.
     
  17. Jerrari

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    Vice grips so that you don't slip off the tooth whilst yanking.
     
  18. Jerrari

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    How about taking a razor blade and slicing between your 2 front teeth and keep slicing upward until you hit something that causes death or at least bleed to death. Just a thought. :)
     
  19. jos

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    Burning to death would be the most horrible I guess. It already hurts like hell when you burn your finger or something else, so I can't even imagine how much it would hurt to burn to death.

    The movie Hostel from Quentin Tarantino contains some horrible killing scenes as well.
     
  20. Ferrari0324

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    It's not from Quentin Tarantino, He only helped promote it and and help the director. It is actually from Eli Roth, and yes it does contain some brutal killing scenes.
     
  21. jos

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    All right sorry I didn't know that. Thanks for correcting me.
     
  22. venusone

    venusone F1 Rookie

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    Ultimate crotch rot. Just photographed a man w/ 2 previously amputated legs at the knees w/ open rot from stumps encompassing the thighs & groin. The gaping split was about 12 inches at the pelvis w/ a tube coming from the bladder through the oozing stinky mess. His genitals had rotted off long ago. Unfortunately this man is too weak to fire a gun.
     
  23. ParadiseRoad

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    Anybody seen the brain eating scene in the movie "Hannibal". Here's a discription:

    In the climax of the film, Lecter takes the wounded Starling to a lake-front house and performs surgery on her to remove the bullet. When she awakens, she finds that Lecter has dressed her in a cocktail gown. She comes downstairs, calling the police on the way, and discovers that she's in Paul Krendler's house. Lecter, incensed that Krendler tried to get Starling fired, has kidnapped and lobotomized him. As Starling watches in horror, Lecter removes the top of Krendler's skull and feeds him a small portion of his own brain after it has been sautéed in butter and herbs.


    Anthony Hopkins: Dr. Hannibal 'The Cannibal' Lecter

    Julianne Moore: Clarice Starling

    Ray Liotta: Paul Krendler

    ...the description doesn't really do it justice...you have to see it to believe it.
     
  24. jsa330

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    You took that pic and didn't post it here??!!

    To me the creepiest scene in Hannibal is when Lecter catches the police detective by surprise, hangs him from a balcony, and disembowels him...thinking about it raises my hackles. The brain-eating scene came across more as "campy horror".
     

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