Lets hear your pick up strategies

My friends still can't figure out why this always seems to work for me, but i usually strike up a conversation, get them laughing etc, and then ask them to buy me a drink.......yes I know, all the women on here are going to go crazy and say I'm not a gentelmen. But it definately works, I only had it backfire once (got a free drink from the bartender who was most amused at the attempt) . But hey, it works 99.9 percent of the time. Strangley enough, the bigger the group of girls, the better it seems to work.

I never talk about money, car's, or houses... I prefer not to talk about my job period (mainly because as soon as they here details on it, they start thinking dollar signs)

Be funny, yet definately don't be a pushover, the more of a challenge the better.

 

Quick question for you anyone who can answer it...

Who is this ROBERT GREENE guy?

 

...and there doesn't seem to be a Clarence Beeks employed with the firm.

 

Merry Christmas sir! Huh? Uh, oh...yes, Merry Christmas.

 

I once dated a chick who got off whenever I 'explained' something like that. Damn that was awesome. I'd be discussing electron orbitals and probability fields and quantum uncertainty, and suddenly she'd be making out with me.

 

Heres another one:

"Excuse me, my penis just died - would you mind if I buried it in your ass?"

 

Introduce yourself and say: "I lick pussey like a dike and I throw a mean d*ck."

 

Depending on answer, follow up with following:
"Oh, well then why don't you come over here and sit on Santa's lap?"

 

ash the way you burned up the dance floor in alice i knew you were the 5hit

 

Funny thing happened yesterday. I am watching the markets when all of a sudden I get an instant message from a buddy at work. It says:

"Hey, have you ever heard of a book called 'The Game' ???"

 

Kinda funny.. with hearing this book come up in enough conversations & articles outside of the PU community, I wonder if everyone using the techniques will become transparent over time.

I'm going to be a pioneer in the field of "PUA who acts like AFC".

 

I've been married 20 years so I haven't had a lot of use for p/u lines, but a friend of mine suggested this one.

Hi, I own a Ferrari what's your name? Ok, so it's a little arrogant. Good thing I won't need to use it.

 

Sorry Ash, but they were just taking the piss . After you left they would have pissed themselves laughing

Remember nothing girls like better than teasing us mere males ... heck I've got 3 sisters so I watched them do this.

Anyway sounds like you're having fun anyway
Pete

 

I find it works nicely if a girl is interested in you a bit (e.g. is talking to you without much scorn) to subtly diss her.

With the way women's minds work, even something as simple as, "you go to the gym often, right?" will get them thinking that maybe you are hinting that they are fat, so they will work a bit harder to get your attention.

You just want to make sure that you aren't too mean/obvious enough that they just get up and walk away!

 

Just don't get matching logo'd jackets and we'll be ok.

 

LMAO.

 

I just flash my wedding ring and a picture of my (apparently) cute kid.

 

DUDE...........................................................

 

Oh how the ladies will swoon..!
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