Lets share some words of wisdom...

Never trust a fart

 

The 6 sayings/proverbs that I try to live by....so far they have done me very well.

-In order to lead the orchestra, one must turn their back on the crowd.

-Good taste never goes out of style.

-Buy the best, cry once.

-Beware the lollipop of mediocrity...lick it once and you suck forever.

-That which is excellent is new forever.

-Power is not only what you have, but what the enemy thinks you have.

 

You can't buy class.

Be careful who you date, you never know who you're going to fall in love with.

Somebody always has more than you do, find what makes you HAPPY.

Family is forever.

Never loan money. If you must, make it a gift.

 

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

 

Humans lie. All of them.

 

Read my signature.

 

Don't eat yellow snow

Don't pee into the wind

Always wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident though if you get in an accident more than likely you'll **** your pants anyway

At 10 they are a 2, 2 they are a 10 remember that for the next morning for coyote love issues

Don't let strippers you may date know where you live

Money can always be made/replaced time can not

 

don't sweat the petty things, but also don't pet the sweaty things. true words of wisdom.

 

Better to remain quiet and be thought a fool then to speak up and remove all doubt...

 

90% of the things that we worry about never happen.

 

The "words of wisdom" are the ones you listen to, not the ones you speak.

 

Life is too short to drink bad booze.

 

Whoever says money isnt important is poor.

If you dont know what to do, dont do anything.

Dont keep all your eggs in one basket.

Buyers are liars.

Dont live life scared.

If something seems too good to be true, it is.

Oh yeah---Important one--

*NEVER* ask a woman if she's pregnant.

 

You will never find a book on how to be miserable

People, when they have backed themselves into a corner will do and say anything to get out.

If it flies, floats or (f-word)'s , rent it

Mean is the fist of a man, evil is the heart of a woman

 

It'a a cliche saying, but I'll repeat it:

Money doesn't buy happiness, but it makes misery infinitely more tolerable.

 

I believe this is full of great advice.. http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92532

 

dont get hit by a car

 

No matter how hot she is, some man, somewhere, is sick and tired of dealing with her bull$h1t.

 

Every empire has to start with a dream/scheme.

 

I believe it is actually:

"It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."

Abraham Lincoln

One of my favorites, or to paraphrase:

Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.

 

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here's a few: some real, some jokes.
one tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor
half the game is 90% mental - yogi berra
we must accept finite dissapointment, but we must never lose infinite hope - mlk
you can't concieve, nor can i, the appaling strangeness of the mercy of god. - graham greene

 

Early to bed, early to rise. Makes a man healthy, weathly and wise.

The more sins you confess, the more books you'll sell.

It is more difficult to contend with oneself than with the world.

Never underestimate the power of your enemies.

Words have no wings but they can fly many thousands of miles.

24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

 

Gravity is a constant, ability varies...